<p>Usually when I am introduced to someone new, I try to figure out what kind of questions they like being asked from </p>
<p>If you randomly met someone, someone of the opposite sex per say, what are somethings you have always been waiting to be asked and shared?</p>
<p>“How big is it?”</p>
<p>“Is it as big as they say it is?”</p>
<p>I like those kind of drunk bar arguments and am very good at 'em!</p>
<p>So something like “Ninjas or Pirates?”</p>
<p>because here’s the proper hierarchy: cthula -> dinosaur -> ninja -> zombie -> robots = pirates* -> cowboy -> astronaut -> game show hosts -> your mother (always ends in your mother)</p>
<p>*secret weakness: oranges</p>
<p>A lot of people think I look like Kristen Stewart, the main character from twilight… It’s kind of weird/cool when people run up to me and go “Are you that girl from twilight? Can I have your autograph?!”</p>
<p>^^exploit that for all it’s worth</p>
<p>“Is yours really bigger than DCHurricane’s?!”</p>
<p>Yes, yes it is :)</p>
<p>“Do you really make better love than NonAntiAnarchist?”</p>
<p>Like an eagle falling out of the sky.</p>
<p>“Is your dirty talk really that much more sensual than DCHurricane’s?!”</p>
<p>Did you wear the panties your mother laid out for you?</p>
<p>Ummm… nobody watches Seinfeld except me? :(</p>
<p>nope 10char</p>
<p>I don’t have a TV so I can’t watch Seinfeld :(</p>
<p>Darn, so that last rebuttal failed hard!</p>
<p>Whatevs, you just wait 'till our next encounter…</p>
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<p>What kind of dope are you smoking?</p>
<p>Pirates > Ninjas</p>
<p>One is a notorious rum-drinking, cutlass-wielding, card-playing sailors who led a life dedicated to taking British merchant vessels by surprise and/or force and frustrating the British admiralty.</p>
<p>The other is government thug hired to eradicate the Samurai, the ancient Japanese way of nobility and symbol of their culture and way of life.</p>
<p>^ Lol, I watch Seinfeld. :)</p>
<p>@manhattan
no way! pirates are badass and all but they are beaten by a lack of orange. ninjas would somehow know that (because they’re ninjas) and just poison they’re weapons accordingly.</p>
<p>astronauts are overrated.</p>
<p>“Do you live in an igloo?”
“What do you think of Sarah Palin?”</p>
<p>1st question - makes me laugh
2nd question - makes me cry</p>