<p>If this is a real question (“I am born in American”–???):</p>
<p>Do you have any of the following: blond hair, blue eyes, freckles, pale skin that sunburns easily, ancestors that came on the mayflower, mother with membership in DAR</p>
<p>Is your last name, Johnson or Johanson, Smith or Smyth, or some such name with at least 5 listings in the Fort Wayne, IN phone book</p>
<p>Are your parents hard to find in a mall because they blend in so well?</p>
<p>then you’re white. Otherwise, my guess is that between your parents name, place of birth, and your last name, it will be pretty clear that you are not of the western european heritage. I’m speaking as a real ‘asian.’</p>