<p>And now I face the madness alone… I should probably get out, too.</p>
<p>I hate it when people come into the chicken place I work at, and they ask for KFC stuff. “Can I get a 12-piece bucket meal?” </p>
<p>Also, "How much are your potato wedges? " We don’t have buckets or potato wedges!!</p>
<p>They also ask for “extra crispy” or “original” and I’m like… Do you know where you are. Seriously. Seriously?</p>
<p>No, but we have popcorn shrimp and we also have french fries. Now would you like that for here or to go?</p>
<p>Our chicken comes in boxes, not stupid-ass buckets.</p>
<p>What’s going on here? Who are you people.</p>
<p>This has got to be the funniest posts I’ve seen in my life.</p>
<p>I find it subpar, actually.</p>
<p>The parodies are kinda interesting.</p>
<p>^^You used that phrase wrong. There’s no such thing as 'Viva La Revolution!" Bad ■■■■■■■■ dude.</p>
<p>“Only fools swallow Socrates’ massage whole just because it was resounded in Shakespeare.”</p>
<p>~ MathScienceDud</p>
<p>message in case you were wondering</p>
<p>Hey Billy, I’ve actually been doing great with my 5-post rule. I don’t think I’ve broken it for a looong time!</p>
<p>I’ll admit, the person doing this is actually doing quite a good job. I find the last couple pages rather humorous.</p>
<p>Lawl, I’m pretty curious about who he/she is. It appears that HarryJanes knew all about AOM but maple barley posts anymore.
If I wasn’t me, I’d be convinced that I was the ■■■■■. It really would fit perfectly in some ways.</p>
<p>I would be interested to know too.</p>
<p>He knows Moodrets, so he must be pretty oldschool</p>
<p>Huh, they still exist.</p>
<p>I think it’s almost certainly IK/fizix. A lesser ■■■■■ (like footskineater from this summer who has like 20 reincarnations) would, as mentioned, lack the requisite knowledge</p>
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Who’s Moodrets? I didn’t see them mentioned.</p>
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Seems like it could just be anyone who’s been on HSL, though you might be right.</p>
<p>nvm. all the parodies made me think a normal poster was a parody. wow. i’m dumb</p>
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This one was good; I’ve actually said almost exactly that. So either some serious post digging was done, this person saw it when I posted it, or it’s just obvious that I would feel that way.</p>
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<p>I don’t think so, though I think IK archived it.</p>