<p>Most confused for something else:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Trinity: Is that Jesuit?</p></li>
<li><p>Bates. Where’s the motel?</p></li>
<li><p>Connecticut College.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>“I go to Connecticut College.”
“Go Huskies!”</p>
<p>And the winner is–</p>
<ol>
<li>Williams </li>
</ol>
<p>“Williams? Oh, in Rhode Island.”</p>
<p>Southern variant:</p>
<p>“Look up my cousin at William and Mary.”</p>