<p>I heard this story on the radio yesterday
Of a rat that evaded capture and swam 400m across open ocean to find love ?
<a href=“Stuff”>Stuff;
<p>May we have permission to hum “Muskrat Love?”</p>
<p>but in the end he never found love. Maybe a humming chorus of “Can’t Get No Ratisfaction”?</p>
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HUMMING ONLY!! None of those insipid lyrics, PLEASE! (“Chewing on cheese…”?! Come ON. My ratties will eat cheese if there’s no other treats, but they’d much prefer avocado. 
Or as with Razza, perhaps penguin meat?)</p>
<p>“Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I’ll give it to you through the door!”</p>