<p>@noratoledo: Wow. 9 posts from 10:47 to 11:15 in multiple forums, all saying the same thing. I guess the graduate program isn’t working out too well if you have to be a shill for essay services (unless, of course, they are your services). If that’s the case, I suggest that you fire your marketing director.</p>
<p>A better idea:
PM me your essay and credit my paypal…</p>
<p>I have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 degrees from Princeton. People who have sent me their essays have gotten their essays significantly improved. I add eloquent words and can cut 500 word essays to 2 words.</p>
<p>All this for a small fee of $29.99. 'Cause I have nothing better to do with my 14 degrees.</p>
<p>I have also posted this on various forums, but I am by no means advertising. I’m only speaking out of my genuine interest for you money… I mean future.</p>
<p>What the @&!$ is this? Just be direct: no need for confusing stories that just obscure your point, and where the heck is the thesis?</p>
<p>All I understood was that it is possible for me to zone out numerous times when reading 500 words.</p>
<p>I seriously think that the OP made up the story…
Anyways, before reading the comments posted after the essay…I really felt sad for the OP for his lack of skills in grammar. Before the whole essay stuff was explained, I thought it cruel that ppl were laughing at this guy. However, as you can see…I was clearly disappointed that the OP was in fact making fun of another individual with writing problems. I hope you can help that individual understand that they really need help with his/her english. By the way…the essay didn’t make sense. I can’t really imagine an edited version after reading the poorly composed piece posted (even if it was tempered with). </p>
<p>Funny thing: I thought that the essay was kind of a symbol for stupidity (in the way it was written) since you mentioned the dummy series. hahhaa…</p>