<p>HAHAHAHA!! Wow! Amazing essays. The fact that they rejected you just proves how much they have hearts of stone.</p>
<p>I think it’s terrific. Send it as is. When you don’t get in feel free to blame it of AA. Better a scape goat than the truth of a bad essay.</p>
<p>This is funnier than Suzy Lee Weiss’s College Rejection satirical piece</p>
<p>Dude this was brilliant at first I was like, WHAT? But then I saw the beauty in the satire and I realized that it was perfect oh boy how much I laughed at this. Thumbs up and honestly if they rejected you they just suck.</p>
<p>We cannot deduce what impact that the essays had on this guy’s rejection…he was rejected from all the ivy league schools he applied to, not just the ones he wrote satirical essays for.</p>
<p>I personally loved the essays and really do hope that admissions didn’t look down upon them.</p>
<p>I’m amazed that anyone thought the essays were well-written, as satire or not, and would be good to submit. They’re sophomoric at best and would be a huge turn-off.</p>
<p>Did you end up getting in? I liked your essays!</p>