<p>Whenever I eat celery I can’t think of anything except popping the cell walls. When I chop vegetables I imagine all the nuclei falling out. 
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<p>How has school enlightened YOUR life?</p>
<p>I try to figure out angles by using rules of geometry when I’m just sitting in the car or in class.</p>
<p>When I move I think of all of my ligaments, bones and tendons working together.</p>
<p>I observe my pee after every “cleansing” to make sure it is not too dark or too light, but just the right color</p>
<p>“I observe my pee after every “cleansing” to make sure it is not too dark or too light, but just the right color”</p>
<p>Enlightened indeed</p>
<p>I drive the annoying little kids on my bus crazy by saying “No, no, that’s not logical. Dude, you’re equivocating again. Man, you’re six and you can’t form a proper syllogism?!” That shut them up.</p>
<p>Thinking about acceleration while I’m trying to drink coffee in a moving vehicle…
(ok, the train is leaving the station right now at a constant acceleration, which means I can -fairly- safely take a sip… but then the acceleration will decrease and I should remove the cup from my face to prevent spillage from the jolt… after the train has begun to travel at constant velocity between the stations, I can safely sip my coffee again.)</p>