<p>^ Exactly.</p>
<p>Which opens the question of whether mood enhancing drugs can be successfully time activated to be released and triggered with the reading of certain key pages in a paper sent application… a cocktail of drugs and pheromones which impair rational judgment while creating a sense of extreme euphoria… Imagine them being amused at the most mundane parts of your essay…</p>
<p>Patent is pending…</p>
<p>thus to all azn kids: drop out of math team, and start learning magic curses to entice your adcom.</p>
<p>great article…thx for posting.</p>
<p>This article made me really just not care about what happens on April 1st at all. No joke.</p>
<p>This is kind of weird, but I actually constantly asked myself what it took to get people to like me while i was filling out my applications… I probably came off as a bit annoying though :)</p>