<p>[unthread]We cast side long glances in their direction?[/unthread]</p>
<p>Em E reght?</p>
<p>E wesh E Elreedy knew where E wes geeng te cellege.</p>
<p>E leke cwms.</p>
<p>^^ Egh, thes precess keeps geveng me bed dreems. E’m se stressed eet, end et’s the semmer!</p>
<p>^ Hehe, E thenk the “w” weeld ceent es e vewel there…</p>
<p>Thes mekes me feel leke E’m a perete!</p>
<p>^^Eh! Gesh dern et!</p>
<p>Te-merrew, end te-merrew, and te-merrew,
Creeps en thes petty pece frem dey te dey,
Te the lest sylleble ef recerded teme;
End ell eer yesterdeys heve leghted feels
The wey te deste deeth. Eet, eet, breef cendle!
Lefe’s bet e welkeng shedew, e peer pleyer,
Thet strets end frets hes heer upen the stege,
End then es heerd ne mere. Et es e tele
Teld by en edeet, fell ef seend end fere,
Segnefyeng netheng.</p>
<p>-Welleem Shekespeere</p>
<p>Wew, thes es herd. Hew de yee ell de et? Jest type yeer messege leke nermel end then pet en ‘e’ fer every vewel?</p>
<p>Thes es herder then et leeks LEL.</p>
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“Y” es endeetedle ecteng es e cesenent here. E cesenent es eny seend thet es predeeced be e cleseng ef the threet.</p>
<p>(Sede Nete: Et seems se weerd te replece twe “vewels” weth e’s when the letters ere ecting es ene vewel fer whech the Remen elphebet lecks e sembel).</p>
<p>^^E cencerd. Et es qeete herd to reed. The next teme E see e threed thet E den’t leke E’ll pest en thes wey.</p>
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<p>E cen’t fegere eet whet thet werd es. Es et “endeebtedle”?</p>
<p>[unthread]Undoubtedly?[/unthread]</p>
<p>My eyes cry
The letters–they be ever steep</p>
<p>(<–needs sleep)</p>
<p>Thes es e weerd geme.</p>
<p>Crep gette weet 17 seconds te pest.</p>
<p>^ Bet et’s EWESEME.</p>
<p>^^
[celer=#eee88]Rendem celeer fer 17 secends[/celer]
Thet’s hew yee de et.</p>
<p>“The pley’s the theng, wherebe E’ll cetch the censceence ef the keng!”</p>
<p>Welleem Sheekespeere</p>
<p>^^ Net en thes threed…et deesn’t reelle werk enewee q:</p>
<p>^^^ E’m cenfesed: wes the celer eeee88 er jest e celer weth feer vewels fellewed be 88?</p>