<p>Sadly the headline “17 remain dead…” is a fake. I wish it were true. [Fake</a> ?morgue shooting? headline « Mark Turner dot Net](<a href=“http://www.markturner.net/2012/06/13/fake-morgue-shooting-headline/]Fake”>Fake “morgue shooting” headline – Mark Turner dot Net)</p>
<p>My favorite old headline is the one about the height-challenged psychic who escaped from jail:
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