<ul>
<li>in the “Thank you Captain Obvious” category:</li>
</ul>
<p>“North Korean leader names ancient frog ‘Ancient Frog’” - Bangkok Post</p>
<p>“Illiteracy an obstable, study finds”</p>
<p>“Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons”</p>
<p>“Bugs Flying Around With Wings are flying bugs”</p>
<ul>
<li>A few wild nights:</li>
</ul>
<p>“Bush urges use of condoms based on Uganda experience” -Taipei Times</p>
<p>“Student excited dad got head job” - Daily Kansan</p>
<p>“Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference”</p>
<p>“Girls’ schools still offering ‘something special’-head”</p>
<p>“Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package”</p>
<p>“Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says”</p>
<p>And my personal favorite:</p>
<p>“Think of a headline
56 pt bold headline”</p>