Roomate comes in as fast as he can.

College Life
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<p>My roommate has no common sense, every time he enters the room when the door is locked or closed, he opens the door as fast as possible and shoots in. He does this every time and its gets me really mad. What if I’m changing or doing something else with my gf, it hasent happened yet but has been really close. When I change my clothes when he is not there, I have to like doi it in front of the door and he keeps trying to force his way in, Im like Bro Im getting dressed, Im naked, he keeps pushing.</p>

<p>What do I do, I tried to tell him to give me some sort of signal like wiggle your keys and do it slowly, but he said why?</p>

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<p>maybe he’s homosexual and can’t help himself</p>

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<p>next time you sense him bursting through the door, grab your largest textbook/frying pan and when he sprints through the door give him a good whack to the face. </p>

<p>although since your an engineer you could afford to be a little bit more creative about mechanical door opening/head smashing techniques.</p>

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<p>sounds a little like kramer in seinfeld</p>

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<p>uh, its obviously what he’s trying to do, catch you beating it/having sex/ or naked…probably just to make it awkward…do it to him back</p>

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<p>I don’t think that’ll be a comfortable situation for the OP to be in.</p>

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<p>He doesn’t think it’s a big deal at all if he walks in on you changing. It’s not like he’s going to try and sneak a peek.You should get used to changing with your roommate in the room. It’s like changing in the locker room in high school/at the pool. </p>

<p>When it comes to the girlfriend thing…set up a system that lets him know that he’s not supposed to come in for an amount of time (my roommate and I send text message warnings when those situations arise).</p>

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<p>you need to sit down and tell him you need your privacy, etc.</p>

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<p>if nobody is in the room, I can get changed like when Im at home, because well its just me.</p>

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<p>Don’t let him step all over you like that dude.</p>

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<p>Always knock before you come into the room and wait to hear him say “come in.” Ask that he do the same for you.</p>

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<p>When he goes out, remove the door. See what his reaction is when he reaches for the knob.</p>

<p>;)</p>

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<p>if your door has an internal-physical lock, bolt it shut when u need privacy</p>

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<p>I like the frying pan idea.</p>

<p>In reality - talk to him. explain to him its his room too, but can he be a lil more careful on entrances. remind him of some situations that become awkward upon sudden entrances.</p>

<p>If that fails … frying pan for sure.</p>