Rules (hah) for Wet Monday

<p>Wet Monday:
from wikipedia “JE students celebrate the return of spring with Wet Monday. The freshmen storm the college with the intent of getting upperclassmen and the walls of the college wet. The upperclassmen pin their honor on preventing the onslaught.”
more interesting info
[Ultimate</a> Water Gun’s next mission: Yale Wet Monday - Tikaro.com: John Young’s Blog](<a href=“http://www.tikaro.com/2006/03/ultimate-water-guns-next-missi.html]Ultimate”>http://www.tikaro.com/2006/03/ultimate-water-guns-next-missi.html)</p>

<p>Rules from the Master
"Wet Monday is Monday, March 24 at 1200 AM</p>

<p>RULES FOR WET MONDAY</p>

<li><p>Do close your windows. Keep them closed.</p></li>
<li><p>No water fighting in Swing.</p></li>
<li><p>No water fighting in class.</p></li>
<li><p>No water fighting in the JE Dining Hall, Common Room, Libraries, or
any Rooms in the Basement. This is because it’s under construction.</p></li>
<li><p>Wet Monday is not a contact sport; no grabbing, kicking, punching, or
taking / breaking of water guns. Don’t be a moron.</p></li>
<li><p>Throw only WATER BALLOONS filled with only water. Other types of
ballons often do not break and can hurt people. Do not throw anything out
of upper story windows (That means nothing).</p></li>
<li><p>You are responsible for any personal property you destroy (many
Seniors will be turning in Senior Essays, please show some consideration.)</p></li>
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<p>On the other hand, anybody entering the front of Swing Space early on the 24th needs to think about what they are doing.</p>

<li><p>Do not throw anything at a person from an extremely close distance or
toward their head / face.</p></li>
<li><p>Only students are involved in Wet Monday.</p></li>
<li><p>Wet Monday is about fun, not about trying to hurt your fellow
students.</p></li>
<li><p>Only the weak wear rain coats, plastic bags, wet suits, or other
water gear. Like sex, Wet Monday is no fun if no one can get wet.</p></li>
<li><p>Dave Kasten must be wet at all times.</p></li>
<li><p>Use only clean water at all times. Show no mercy.</p></li>
<li><p>Do not enter Swing Space while you are participating. Nothing and nobody can come in and out during the water fight.</p></li>
<li><p>The water fighting is to be contained within the bounds of Swing Space. That means no balloons nailing freshmen as they walk up from Tower Parkway. It also means no freshmen coming in through the back entrances of Swing Space"</p></li>
</ol>

<p>lol, a bit contradictory, rules #5, #8, #10 with rule #13…</p>