Rumor about class of 2014

Colleges & Universities New York University
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<p>So you’re all hearing this rumor about the admissions office and the selections for 2014 right?</p>

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<p>No? Would you be able to elaborate, please?</p>

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<p>Haven’t heard anything…what is the rumor???</p>

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<p>Well apparently this year the admissions office only wants to accept kids named William or Jane.</p>

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<p>Yawn. If you’re going to ■■■■■, at least make it INTERESTING.</p>

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<p>LOL OP, fail :P</p>

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<p>I’m not ■■■■■■■■, I’m serious. The Abu Dhabi investments are sunk. They need publicity.</p>

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<p>That’s ridiculous. No respected institution would do something of the sort for “publicity”.</p>

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<p>wow, this is rediculous.</p>

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<p>you’re funny xD. really. you should pursue a career in comedy central.</p>

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<p>thanks for wasting 40 seconds of my life.</p>

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<p>Hahahahhahahahahahahahh</p>

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<p>Hmmm… ok lol.</p>

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<p>The thing is, I’d almost be okay with this if they did it and STUCK to it.
Can you imagine graduation in 2014?
William Jones, Jane Jones, William Tell, Jane sperry…
the trick would be guessing if it’d be a William or Jane next…
Will they accept anyone who goes by the nickname Will? Or are we outta luck there.</p>

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<p>This thread needs to die.</p>