Sage financial advice from The Onion

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<p>[AOL</a> Acquires Time-Warner In Largest-Ever Expenditure Of Pretend Internet Money | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)</p>

<p>Shortly after the NASDAQ peaked at nearly 4700. By Oct 2002 it was at 1300.</p>

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<p>Really any advice from The Onion is sage advice.</p>