Say it here cause you can't say it directly- the get it off your chest thread (Part 1)

Dear Antibiotics, I have a love/hate relationship with you. Why can’t you solve one problem without creating new ones?

The apple clearly doesn’t fall far from the tree. Your 3rd grader didn’t learn how to be passive-aggressive & manipulative all on her own.

I’ve said it before (and I’m sure I’ll say it again) - Snopes is your friend!! Use it before you pass along wildly erroneous factoids on Facebook.

Sheesh.

It is bad enough I got MRSA, most likely from gym, but do my coworkers have to treat me like I’m a leper?

I was being such a good person. My mil died less than a year ago. I have spent all of our marriage staying away from the bigots, nasty cracks and hatred. We didn’t have a relationship with the family for most of our marriage. And that was a very good decision. (Something about calling my kids a grandkike rubbed me the wrong way.) So…we have made our own family from friends. We are up to 38 for Thanksgiving. I sorta kinda said something to Mr. Ellebud (he of the never call people unless it is for business) saying that he could invite them to Thanksgiving. I knew I was safe.

THEY ARE COMING TO THANKSGIVING.

Who knew!!!

When you were building it, did it ever, ever occur to you that the magical waterproofing goop would not last forever and would have to be replaced? Now to keep the water out first I have to remove the wood you glued on over the bolts. I just love working overhead.

Use either the Dr. title before your name, or the Ph.D. After your name, but not both.

There reaches a point when concern over “friends” crosses the line from concern to gossip . That line is close to being crossed , if not already crossed. It may be helpful to take a look inward to see why you have a need to be involved in the hardship of others .

Supervisors that micromanage:(

Oddly silent from all of the recent rants now that certain facts have come out. I am relieved to get a break from it

I wonder if he’ll hit someone tonight. Or maybe his head will explode!

Eddie Bauer you just lost a customer

Thank you all for your concern about MIL’s passing. Things will be ok. They have no other choice.

Debate is on tonight & once again, I’m thankful for baseball playoff games!

Your customer service just surpassed Comcast’s as my worst experience ever. Congratulations, I didn’t think it was possible.

… as I still wait on hold.

At 9 PM EST tonight, I will be listening to the Hamilton soundtrack and watching puppy videos.

Thank goodness I have a class at 6 pm tonight!!

Chewy.com you ROCK. Unbelievable prices, lightning-fast deliveries. Don’t like those products? Donate them to your local shelter and we’ll comp you back the money. THIS is how you build customer loyalty. It really CAN be done.

Okay…I’m selling the photography rights, and speed dialing to the local authorities. The son is bringing the girlfriend. She is not a WASP. Something about tamales…I have met her once…really nice, intelligent and an observer of the crowd. I too am an observer…we will compare notes later.

Notice to self: DO NOT, under any circumstances, divulge to anyone whom you are voting for, to avoid future lectures. A professional colleague harangued me for 15 minutes last night at a meeting about why my choice is wrong. In the future, just say: “It’s my policy not to discuss politics AT ALL!”