Yes, my darling daughter, I will be mailing your absentee ballot to you today, however I would just like to point out I would not have to mail it at all, had you listed your college residence in PA instead of our home address in CA as the place you wanted it sent… 8-|
When you’ll only accept one answer, you aren’t asking for something, you’re demanding it. That could work for you if I:
- thought you had any authority to demand anything;
- cared. Which I don't.
So glad that battery met its fiery death at the gate, and NOT on the plane!!!
And you’re going away for another holiday weekend. How nice to be you. The rest of us feel guilty about leaving, but you really don’t care. On the bright side, no drama at the table.
Next time you ask, the answer is, “Not a snowball’s chance in hades.”
Bus number 2. I shall say no more. Ugh. Still beats driving!
Boss, next time want our team to move all the wine out of 4 1/2 bays, replace it with wines from elsewhere, face and restock the whole department to a “district manager is grading our appearance and you BETTER get me a good rating or you will suffer the consequences” level, you had better inform us before 4 PM the day before the district manager shows up. At that time of day, all you have is a mid and a closer. The mid leaves at 6:30 PM and has a bunch of other duties to attend to because he’s in charge of the department, and closers, as you well know, need to help customers all over the store because there are only two closers on the sales floor most nights, and have to back up the cash registers if needed (and the cashier is register training a seasonal hire, which slows the line and makes backup more necessary).
So, yea, I didn’t finish moving the wine bays or get to facing and restocking the department. Between customers asking me for help all night and the cashier needing merchandise carryouts or an additional cashier, I couldn’t devote my full attention to the liquor department. Which is completely normal for a closing shift, and you know that. If you wanted all of this done, you should have dropped it on the opener before the store opened, and then the whole team could have worked on it in between helping customers and getting called up to the cash registers, and then you wouldn’t have the job half finished.
There is no need to stress. I got this.
I maybe addicted to the those dark chocolate peanut butter cups they keep right by the cash register at Trader Joes.
Since it has dark chocolate and peanut butter I guess I could count them as good for me. Like a potato chip it is difficult to have only one.
So, the day of your daughter’s rehearsal dinner, you volunteer to drive to airport 2 hours away to get your sibling. Yes, your plan is to make it back on time. What I ask, what could possibly go wrong or be flawed in this thinking? Ummm…I dunno…maybe a delayed flight? Or maybe the normally horrendous Friday afternoon traffic coming back from airport? SMH…
Balance has been restored. I love you so much.
I’m vacillating between being elated that you’re leaving and being angry that you screwed this year up for me before you left. I never have to speak to you again…Okay, I’m elated!
Thanks for making me glad I moved away from here. Arrived to miserable, rainy weather, 45 minute taxi line at JFK and bumper to bumper traffic 10:30PM on a weeknight. Still, it will worth it to have dinner and see a show with my kids tonight.
We get it. You’re child is brilliant and attends the most selective, competitive school in the world. Probably the universe if we could prove there are intelligent life forms on other planets. :-@
13 pieces of mail…12 of them political ads…can’t wait for Nov. 9th.
What is this liquid falling from the sky I see outside my window??
Dear Will & Kate, if you have any small smidgeon of love for the Yanks, you’ll give us some pictures of George & Charlotte in the next 10 days. We need a big dose of cute right now.
That was extraordinary poor judgement to post that false information on a public forum. A young woman thought her father had died as did his sister, elderly mother and extended family. Please get your facts straight before carelessly reporting such a thing
I am hoping a goodnight’s rest will make the problems disappear by the time I wake up in the morning.
I have so had it with the “holier than thous” and now the “more patriotic than thous” - amazing how you can just rise above others by being up on that high horse - but honestly, it just makes you stupid! I can’t say ignorant because of the volume of free flowing accurate information. You are all too lazy to read and research, so you are stupid! How’s that from a nice Christian woman!
You’re self-medicating your mental health issues and think that’s A-ok, but blame your daughter for doing the same, while minimizing her very real struggles. WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE GOT THE IDEA??