Yes it is your money to spend as you wish but it is painful to see your priorities made so clear.
Dear MIL…I hate hearing you talk about your 4th husbands daughters husbands cousins children. I couldn’t care less and I cringe when you start.
You had five hours today while I was gone to do your laundry (as well as many hours Friday and Saturday) and you chose work; then when you decided to do your laundry and I had a load in the washing machine that needed to go in the dryer, you claim you were just trying to squeeze your laundry in because everyone else had been using the machines this week. And you threw my ‘line dry only’ new shirt in the dryer and now it no longer fits me, I should tell you what it cost so you’d be really mad. Thankfully I found another one online and could order it, and the first one will now go to D2.
Ugh! ~X( ~X( ~X(
Fake news! Makes me want to scream!
Biting my tongue. Biting my tongue. Biting my tongue.
Are you dating her again or not? I don’t want to show up at graduation and learn that you’re practically engaged and that we have to go eat with her family and they’ve known all along. I mean, I wouldn’t mind it; I just don’t want to be surprised by it! Wait. No, that’s not what I mean. I certainly don’t want you to be engaged. I meant dinner. I wouldn’t mind eating dinner with them. I’m glad that they still seem so fond of you. I feel like you’ve been jerking her around for a while. Are you making post-graduation decisions based on this relationship? Because that certainly would be news to me.
Bottom line: Can’t wait to see you next month to try to figure out what’s going on. I just hope that you’re happier this time around if you are back together. 
Anthropologie I hate that you are one of the few places I love that doesn’t offer free shipping. It makes me not want to order from you!
Note to self: No more shopping!
DS: I’m so pleased that you’ve established a life in that major city to the north of us. I understand that it’s difficult to keep your car there - what with parking restrictions and all - and we’ll happily keep your car at our house till you need it. Yep, we’ll store GF’s car too (for a while). We’ll pick you up or drop you off at the train station Any Time. But at the end of a holiday weekend I do not want to make the 3 hour trek to drop you off at your home. And don’t try to guilt me into it!
You really have just got to quit kneading me!! Curl up and purr already.
Crazy Monday! Glad it’s over.
Attorneys, man.
I HATE THE SAT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!
can I just…not do my UC apps…Berkeley, please accept me. I know how to cook!!! :-SS
Dea Retailer: I do not need 4 emails from you throughout the day about your sale. One from you would be sufficient.
Where are the bargains???
Little fingers like to type. Don’t get distracted away from the bigger issues by the noise.
Cyber Tuesday sale (seriously) I am done shopping. Time to unsubscribe to store emails.
I know, I know, it’s hippy dippy alternative medicine. But you know what else, I’ve been doing these different ‘weird’ things for years. And, while ya’ll have had hip replacements, are taking daily pain meds, are on antacids and anti reflux meds, are walking around limping and groaning and in suboptimal states…I’m doing rather well. So, I’ll just stay with my hippy dippy approach,
And no, I’m not stupid. I see my ‘real’ doctor on a regular basis, get all the normal screenings and yup…I’m even vaccinated. (as are my kids…at least for the basics). But, I promise to stop even mentioning other options to you…and I’ll watch as you continue on your path of pill popping and surgeries.
I hope that there is a special place in Hell for financial people who try to take advantage of the elderly. And a special place in Heaven for kids who spend a lot of time cleaning up their parents’ messes.
It’s odd that you are exploiting a death of an acquaintance / old friend and accepting condolences for your " loss "
Maybe she had some substance abuse issues , but that doesn’t seem to be what caused her demise. You probably shouldn’t be spreading that around on social media.