Don’t post made up stats on social media and expect that no one will call you out on it.
No, our kids don’t want to spend Thanksgiving at the $700,000 home you just bought for your latest too-young girlfriend, whom you just met a year ago. You do realize your oldest is two years away from turning 18, right? Do you want her to ever spend a holiday with you again? Keep on putting your ego first, and keep it up with the girlfriends young enough to be your daughters…no amount of “fame,” wealth, or look-at-me-ism will ever make up for the loss of your actual daughters’ respect. And, contrary to your accusations, I am not happy about their anger with you. I would love for my kids to have a great and loving relationship with their father. You keep screwing it up with your galaxy-sized ego and your mid-life crises.
I am living proof that you can be both hopeful and scared to death at the same time. Not a physical health comment.
When you spend life worryign too much, it becomes part of your habit…
So… when the facebook ads are for leakproof underwear………
So glad they recognize you as theirs.
And that they call out to you, and are proud of you.
You are the dream made flesh.
Shaking my head. You paid for “arthroscopy, anesthesia” but you refuse to pay for the arthroscopy itself because it is “experimental”? That makes perfect sense. 
Lol, big fat insurance company, you are not going to get away with this kind of crap.
DW and I both moved around a lot growing up, so we made a conscious effort to raise our family in one house. Now that the kids have moved away and we have too I sometimes worry that our new “home” won’t feel like home to them. So when DS, age 27, told me he wanted to to spend Christmas “at home”, meaning our house, it meant the world to me.
Oh, barf. Why is the TV at the service center always cranked up to max volume with a morning talk show on? No one here is watching it but we all have to hear it.
I just want this day to be over. I get it, Mom. I know how sad you are. Once again, I’m so sorry she’s dead. I’m done apologizing for living.
Just announce the darned layoffs and reorg already and be done with it. Perpetual anticipation is good for the soul but it’s bad for the heart. - Stephen Sondheim
Hey, if you aren’t going to reliably show up and make sure our elder gets his medications, can you please call us so one of us can do it? You are a CCRC for goodness sake, and pride yourselves at being best in the state! He was wheezing loudly (could hear it as soon as the door was opened) and his heart was beating over 100bpm just sitting when we saw him this evening.
After we gave him his meds that he was supposed to get 2x/day, he was MUCH better!
He can end up in the ER if he doesn’t get his medications. Why are you NOT doing what you have been contracted to do?
It’s awful to see folks in distress who won’t even let us know how awful they feel.
I am going to miss my 3 months garden leave. Got used to waking up at 7, having breakfast 9 and taking a nap in the afternoon. Not sure how I am going to make it through Monday.
You couldn’t be bothered to attend your grandchildren’s high school graduations, your granddaughter’s college graduation, or her wedding because “everyone would be too busy to pay attention” to you, but now you want to fly out here for Thanksgiving because “we have more free time now” to give you some attention? Nope, I will not be your narcissism supply. I will always be too busy to give you the attention you demand.
I am sorry you had a rough day at work, DH, but I love when you want to go for comfort food—- Sushi!!!
You could have been killed. So thankful that you are recovering and that the CT scan came back normal. WEAR A BIKE HELMET even when you’re not on city streets!
Great, CNAs, just a whoops, scheduling miscue that leaves the client suffering. No apology, no explanation on how you will avoid future similar whoops! Wow, that’s underwhelming! Ok, you’ve convinced me we won’t ever want to be at your CCRC. Wow!
If I could work off campus without limit, I would host a super cheap cooking class. I want to teach how to make delicious thai curry cauliflower soup, korean sea-weed roll, Philadelphia roll(!!!), slow roast pork, Tunisian shakshuka(eggs in hell), risotto and chinese fried rice!
Crossing my fingers!
I’ve said before, I’ll say it again: TNSTAAFL (There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!) if you don’t believe me you need to do some forensic accounting!