SCEA and STILL WAITING!! LETS TELL JOKES!!

Colleges & Universities Stanford University
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<p>I have one…
One time I was waiting for my stanford acceptance letter and it never came!!!
wait… that’s not funny…</p>

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<p>Pull an Azia Kim and go to Stanford anyway.</p>

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<p>Did you ever hear about the “Big Game” t-shirt that the Stanford students had to ban? It was the funniest thing ever. It read:</p>

<p>“It was either a FULL RIDE to CAL, or sneak into Stanford.”</p>

<p>-Azia Kim</p>

<p>LOL</p>

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<p><em>A man a boy are walking through a graveyard in the middle of the night.</em><br>
Boy: This is scary. Why are we here?
Man: YOU’RE scared!? Imagine how scary it’s going to be when I have to walk back by myself!</p>

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<p>MetFan2289: Aw, hahaha, that’s horrible. =p</p>

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<p>yay! you guys are on the same boat as meee! i applied, no lettter!!! whaaa!</p>

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<p>hahahah rszanto soo funny!!</p>

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<p>i’m officially going to bed… gnight everyone!
I hope we all have pleasant news tomorrow… it was nice sharing this agony with all of ya…</p>

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<p>God this sucks.
Here’s a joke.</p>

<p>A bear walks into a bar. The bartender says hey, can I get you a Corona?</p>

<p>The bears says, sure.
The bartender says OK, but why the large PAUSE(PAWS)?</p>

<p>a ha ha ha ha</p>

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<p>er… lol</p>

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<p>Definitely, I love this one…hope stanford gives all of us still waiting a “sure” email~</p>

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<p>Plus a thousand-page apology.</p>

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<p>gaaaah too frustrated to tell jokes. can we call the stanford office? and like ask them why the HELL we haven’t got our decisions yet? i kinda live in india… so its not exactly CHEAP to call ya know?</p>