<p>It has come to my attention that Paris Hilton is actually a man. I couldn’t believe it at first, but a website told me that Matt Leinhart was gay. Since he is gay, he has to like men so Paris Hilton must be a man. </p>
<p>I admit, it is a startling revelation. The government in fact has painted over every picture of Paris (whose real name is Hal) using photoshop. What you are seeing is a distorted image. Paris is actually very hairy. </p>
<p>I am seeking Biology scholars to engage in an intelligent debate with me. Any argument that you have that Paris is a woman, I can prove wrong. Bring it on.</p>
<p>In case anyone is wondering, this is a parody thread based on Seeking Physics Scholars.</p>