Sell you soul?

<p><a href=“http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/[/url]”>http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>FREAKY.</p>

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Wow, what a deuchebag, lemme just sell my soul to you so I can live worry free as someone takes over my life. I guess he forgot to read the fine print. </p>

<p>**Upon receipt of payment the contract is finalised. Any further settlement or change in the contract schedule is non-negotiable. Your soul is non-refundable, non-transferable and non-exchangeable.</p>

<p>The contract is a legally binding document and on completion the holding company will own the full rights to the customer’s soul and its use hereof. The company reserves the rights to use the soul for any purpose which it sees fit and retains the right to resell the soul. In the event that the soul is genetically-modified by the company, it will remain bound by the original contract. However, there are no guarantees regarding the long-term value or utility of a GMS (Genetically-Modified Soul).**</p>

<p>They have those little “all seeing eyes” on their forheads like on the dollar bill. I smell an illuminati conspiracy (and, maybe this is the force that would control us that Revelations was talking about?)</p>

<p>Oooooh, this is one of Adam Freelands sites! <a href=“http://www.freeland.fm/soul.mp3[/url]”>http://www.freeland.fm/soul.mp3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>They couldn’t process my quote.</p>

<p>This site is pretty creepy.</p>

<p>Heh, pretty funny site. How’s it freaky/creepy/conspiracy-y? It’s a joke site. Like the Third Dementia site. It’s well made, like many of this type of site.</p>

<p>Well, it’s not like scary or terrifying, but it is quite awkward and intriguing. I mean, you don’t come across many sites with that kind of purpose.</p>

<p>Pff… you just haven’t internetted enough.</p>