Sex and the "older" woman

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<p>So I was cruising through the latest Atlantic magazine and I find an article wherein the author describes how most “older” women would rather eat a pizza than have sex with their husbands. Now, I don’t really care about the bed sheet behavior of older babes…except MY wife is two years older than I am and I’m pushing 50. :rolleyes: </p>

<p>We’ve been married for going on 27 years (actually been married longer than I was single) and I’d be CRUSHED to find out my woman prefers pizza to me, even after all this time.</p>

<p>So where can I find women, educated and anonymous, who’ll tell me the truth about this?</p>

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<p>How many toppings are we allowed on the pizza? ;)</p>

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<p>face it…she’s just not that into you.</p>

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<p>I knew this was a risk…</p>

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<p>p2n:</p>

<p>It does not matter what women, educated, anonymous or not, tell you about pizza vs. sex. The only one who matters is your better half. Nice way to slice it, huh?</p>

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<p>Are you suggesting that a national magazine may publish an article that I cannot take literally? Who’d have thought? ;)</p>

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<p>anyway you slice it, this thread could get interesting. BTW, does it matter if the pizza is delivered or not?</p>

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<p>Well, the existing list was boring. Not to mention that I like pizza, too.</p>

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<p>p2n, her answer could hinge on which one she likes better when hand tossed…</p>

<p>or it could depend on the size of the tip…</p>

<p>or…</p>

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<p>You should see the numbers when they compared CHOCOLATE!!!</p>

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<p>The reason they didn’t compare chocolate is, because, well, they have some sense of pity. Unlike me.</p>

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<p>Maybe I should be thinking of a chocolate bribe? You know Valentines Day is at hand.</p>

<p>Just for the record - I sent a dozen red roses to her office (delivery tomorrow)…and I fixed supper tonight! And went to the store. (No, I did not do anything wrong - let’s be clear about that. She just…well, you get it. :D)</p>

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<p>p2n, was the supper pizza by any chance?</p>

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<p>No. Homemade marinara (always buy the expensive tomatoes - they’re better)</p>

<p>See post #8.</p>

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Hmmmmmmmmmm, who are you calling “older”??? Maybe THAT’S the problem if she prefers pizza?!? <em>ROFL</em> :D</p>

<p>Foodie that I am, I’ve always viewed it (preferably good sushi and tiramisu) as an “after” activity. Gotta build up that appetite first! ;)</p>

<p>BTW, I was recently sitting in the dentist’s office waiting for my kids when I came across a Time magazine article that stressed the “use it or lose” it nature of <em>ahem</em> sex. My hubster is <em>really</em> glad that I stay abreast of current events! ;)</p>

<p>~berurah</p>

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<p>Well there ya go. They probably didn’t ask the opinions of women hitched to younger men.</p>

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<p>haha, well no pizza envy tonight.</p>

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<p>^^<strong><em>OMG</em></strong> Touche, corona!!! ;)</p>

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<p>NOW I know why papa johns has $5 pizza Mon-Weds night. They must be making a fortune!! Quick, time to buy some stock.</p>

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<strong>Glancing with bemusement at the four boxes of Papa John’s pizza sitting on my countertop</strong> :smiley: 'Cept it’s only Mondays here and $6.00 'stead of $5.00. Dh and I don’t typically eat the pizza though…we’ll probably grab something later… ;)</p>