<p>So glad you guys like the VD pun. Only get to use that line once a year. Ditto with the line “take your mask off-- Halloween’s over”. Only get to say that on Nov 1.</p>
<p>Oh man, p2n, I just figured out why ALL the teenaage boys around here want pizza ALL the time.</p>
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ummm… pizza, right?</p>
<p>I can’t participate on this thread, 'cause it’s for older women, right? ;)</p>
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Uhhhhhhhhh, did we ASK??!!?? :eek:</p>
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You get a 100%, binx!!! :D</p>
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Hey…I figured if the kids could post here, I can too! ;)</p>
<p>^^Being a kid at heart counts!!! May we never be too old to have fun. :)</p>
<p>Uh-oh…she did the ^^ thing! Rats! Now my brain is stuck on ^^. </p>
<p>I’m already at work. Now I have to wait until I get home and see Mrs p2n. The poor woman is going to be sorry she robbed the cradle.</p>
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I’m banking on this! ;)</p>
<p>May we never be too old to eat pizza. Although college kids seem to eat the greatest amounts of pizza. Remember when we would have pizza at night and then get up and have pizza for breakfast. We didn’t even have to warm it up. It was right there from the night before.</p>
<p>Here are the things that I can’t ever read or hear again without cracking up:</p>
<p>Pizza: handtossed, reheated, fresh, spicy, no thanks I’ll pass on the pizza, honey do you want pizza tonight?</p>
<p>^^ now that’s just immature humor, and I love it :D</p>
<p>Valentines Day: will never be the same to me again after jym’s pun, and I can’t believe I never thought of that before. :p</p>
<p>The keyboard: I never knew all those symbols existed.</p>
<p>i laughed so hard last night…dreamt of pizza</p>
<p>ooooooooooooooooh, sax, you have quite an artistic flair! 
Now, if you just change <em>one</em> letter in your username… <em>ROFL</em></p>
<p>Yes, I’d like to buy a vowel.</p>
<p>Seriously I couldn’t sleep last night, just happened to click on this thread and couldn’t believe what i was seeing. Too d*mn funny</p>
<p>^^</p>
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<strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong> OMG!!! :D</p>
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Ummmmm, I couldn’t either, for some strange reason??!!?? :o :o :o</p>
<p>our daughter’s school recently hosted a parent’s night to address the sex in college nightmare. The resident sexuality educator suggested pizza as the perfect metaphor for sex. He railed against the sports metaphors – “going all the way,” “rounding the bases,” “hitting a home run,” “switch hitters” – and said it’s time to teach our kids that sex is more like pizza than a baseball game. Sometimes you just want one slice, sometimes two, occasionally the whole pie. Sometimes you like pepperoni, sometimes plain, occasionally the whole works. I’ve heard crazier analogies.</p>
<p>now back to the gutter for you all!</p>
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<em>LOL</em> We were never OUT of it! :D</p>
<p>p.s. Did the resident sexuality educator indicate what it might mean if your favorite pizza is anchovy and jalapeno??? :eek:</p>
<p>Oh Berurah, that is just TMI :eek:</p>
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<p><strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong> choc!!!</p>
<p>True story…about a day or two after I found out I was pregnant with my fifth kid, I was craving pizza (the other had obviously already been taken care of! 
), so I tried to talk dh into an anchovy and jalapeno pizza. No go…he loves jalapenos, but the anchovy dog would NOT hunt. <em>lol</em></p>
<p>So…I call up Pizza Hut, kinda grouchy, and order a supreme, but for some reason, felt the need to explain to the guy taking the order that I was newly preggo and was seriously craving anchovy/jalapeno pizza, but my dh would NOT go along.</p>
<p>When I went to pick up the pizza, there was the supreme, but ALSO, a little box on top with the message, “CONGRATULATIONS!” and some little balloons hand drawn on it! It was signed by the pizza man!!! And inside?? An anchovy and jalapeno pizza, of course! <em>lol</em> I was so touched that I tore the top off of the box and kept it for my D’s baby book! :D</p>
<p>~berurah</p>
<p>That is a really cute story B. Of course my dirty mind took the low road!!!</p>
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Oh, I’m on that road WITH ya! Not sayin’ anch/jap pizza wasn’t what got me in trouble to begin with! ;)</p>