Show Your Sensitive Side

<p>I have a soft spot for fat people.</p>

<p>I used to be…very rotund before I lost a lot of weight…I mean a lot (my doctor was worried I had an eating disorder, even though all I did was stop eating desert)</p>

<p>However, I still root for the fat guy. I find I inexplicably like:

  • John Candy
  • Phil Mickelson
  • Charles Barkley
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman
  • Samwise Gamgee
  • William Howard Taft
  • Jack Black
  • Shrek
  • That kid who throws up on everyone in Stand by Me
  • Jabba the Hut
  • Curly Howard</p>

<p>Where’s your soft spot?</p>

<p>huh. and i thought your soft side was for scarlet macaws</p>

<p>I’m afraid I have no soft spot. =(</p>

<p>Actually, I probably do. It’s just really, really, hidden.</p>

<p>I have a soft spot for the nice guy. The one who never gets the girls and doesn’t have a six pack. He opens doors, has lame jokes and smiles at yours. Don’t get me wrong, I still find hott guys hot but I will go out of my way to make sure I treat the nice guy the same.</p>

<p>I can’t stand seeing girls cry. Girls who are usually happy. It’s my soft spot.</p>

<p>I am usually all hard all man…no soft spots!</p>

<p>^ Hahahahaha. Be careful, Sheed. Really.</p>

<p>My soft spots? Um. Homeless animals. Homely/chubby awkward girls who haven’t broken free of their cocoons yet. </p>

<p>Sweet boys who hold doors and realize that chivalry isn’t lost.</p>

<p>You’re not impressing anyone, Sheed. Ha, ha.</p>

<p>My soft spots… Kings who are executed (Charles I, Louis XVI). It’s strange, but I always feel so bad for them.</p>

<p>I’m a semi-feminist, so I hate it when boys make a big deal about opening doors. I like it when a guy is in FRONT of me, and keeps the door open for me, but I find it terribly obnoxious when he runs in front of me to open the door. Thank you very much, but I’m capable of opening a door myself.</p>

<p>I have a soft spot for uncomplicated guys who are genuinely sweet, and will just sit and talk with me honestly.</p>

<p>I was just joking. I have a soft spot for…i actually don’t kn0w…</p>

<p>Now I know!</p>

<p>I have a soft spot for you know, the stereotypical “geek”. The boy who is so smart but pretty shy and incredibly socially awkward but who deep down, really wants friends. Who looks so different and who people make fun of. I always become friends with those guys because when you take the time to meet them, they are awesome. Only very rarely do people take the time.</p>

<p>old people.</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>…Sorry.</p>

<p>No one does.</p>

<p>Ugh. Okay. AS annoys me. So many people who’ve never been formally diagnosed with it claim to have it. </p>

<p>You know what? I feel kind of sad today. Why don’t I just diagnose myself with clinical depression? But hold on, I feel happy now. Should I diagnose myself with bipolar disorder? Also, I don’t remember what I was doing at 2:47 on April 9th, 1996. I’m diagnosing myself with amnesia. And I didn’t sleep well last night, so I also have insomnia.</p>

<p>poor rockermcr…</p>

<p>We had a discussion about overdiagnosing in Biology the other day.</p>