<p>Comic Book Guy: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will only be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me…much, much more.</p>
<p>Anyone else got one?</p>
<p>Eat my shorts!</p>
<p>I know, I know, I’m sooo juvenile.</p>
<p>I am so smart S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T</p>
<p>Bart: “Hey look at me! I’m a grad student! i’m 30 years old and I made $600 last year!”
Marge: “Bart, dont make fun of grad students! They’ve just made a terrible life choice!”</p>
<p>“cowabunga dude!!!”-bart</p>
<p>“D’oh!”</p>
<p>Never gets old. :)</p>
<p>“Bart: “Hey look at me! I’m a grad student! i’m 30 years old and I made $600 last year!”
Marge: “Bart, dont make fun of grad students! They’ve just made a terrible life choice!””</p>
<p>Haha.</p>
<p>Or more fitting with the thread at hand…</p>
<p>Ha HA!</p>
<p>Homer: Kids, you tried hard, and you failed miserably. The lesson here is “never try”.</p>
<p>“Mmmmm…DONUTS!!!”- Homer</p>
<p>“Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!” - Nelson Muntz</p>
<p>“Lisa you and your stupid stories, Bart’s a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let’s go back to that building thingy, where our beds and TV is.”</p>
<p>“There are 2000 punks graduating from Syracuse next year who can take your place.”</p>
<p>“They ran out of aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes.”</p>
<p>Seen on the cover of Homer’s old Playdudes: “The Girls of Kent State: Four Nude in Ohio”</p>
<p>(After the “D” fell off of Homer’s old “Disco Stud” jacket that he was selling at the yard sale)“Look Stu a jacket with your name on it.” “Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.”</p>
<p>I will stop now as I want to go out tonight. The Simpsons is seriously my all time favorite show by a large margin.</p>
<p>“No footlongs”</p>
<p>“Me flunk English? That’s unpossible!” – Ralph Wiggum</p>
<p>“Celebrating 25 Years of Electricity” – Commemorative postage stamp on a letter Bart got from Australia.</p>