<p>Yes, a rorosen by any other name…</p>
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:D</p>
<p>Settle down there, fillies…The Klingons are threatening to give everyone an atomic wedgie and an old-school nipple cripple if y’all don’t start feeling the love in here.</p>
<p>Based on p2n’s testimonials link, I am passing the md20/20 around. MMM-mm! A Sinner’s Alley brand, fer sure. A toast to Alumson’s soccer victory! :::slugghuggerz::::Alum & Alumson! Skal & Wen Lie! </p>
<p>… how can you ***** about getting wasted for less than $3?</p>
<p><em>Pouts and points accusingly at a smirking roro</em> HE STARTED IT!!! </p>
<p>:o</p>
<p>And while we’re celebrating victories, make room for m&sdad and all other Jerseyites. How 'bout them Rutgers kids???!!! </p>
<p>Scarlet Fever</p>
<p>Ingredients:
12-14 oz Absolut Vodka
12-14 oz White rum
6-8 oz dry Gin (London’s)
6 oz Cranberry juice
Mixing instructions:
mix together and shake, pour into a draft glass add 3 ice cubes and garnish with a lemon wheel on the side.</p>
<p>Then make plans for your post-season bowl game tailgate!</p>
<p>Well, try not to buy too much MD20/20 yet - we do not have jym’s blessing on proper decanting and service. I tried pouring some down a flute, but it ran out all the little holes. 
I don’t get how you’re suppose to drink that fine beverage that way - maybe a clarinet would be better? :rolleyes:</p>
<p>Yes, amazing – jmmom!! Mucho congrats to Jeremy Ito, the junior placekicker from Loma Linda, California, who made that final 28-yard field goal. Talk about having a good day. I’ll bet it was a pretty great night for his mom & dad, too.</p>
<p>I’ll have one of them Scarlet Fevers, too. 
TGIF! </p>
<p>Oh, btw, jmmom-- Will the plot…er, parcel of land have enough room for my fainting goat herd? Right now, they’re staying in the RV.</p>
<p>Goats always welcome. Train them, however, before you get here, to co-exist with the meeses. (That’s plural for moose, not mouse, btw).</p>
<p>parent2noles–a flute? don’t be stupid! you’re supposed to use a French horn!</p>
<p>ber & ro–your little spat was so Cute!</p>
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<em>lol</em> My story is <em>still</em> that roro started it, and I’m stickin’ to it! (and I guess he realizes that he lost, so he went slinking away in humiliated defeat–either that, or he hadda go to work… )</p>
<p>Anybody see that article in the NY Times about “Cosmopolitan Moms”? Play dates with martinis! Group happy hour with kids & wine coolers! Where was this concept when my kids were little???</p>
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As I remember, we kept those things in brown bags back then… 
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<p>Hmph. Around here we only had coffee. :(</p>
<p>Slugg, please be careful in the fence war :eek:</p>
<p>this is the link:
<a href=“Discovery Hub - News & Technology”>Discovery Hub - News & Technology;
<p>4 Dead in Argument Over Oklahoma Fence
By JUSTIN JUOZAPAVICIUS, Associated Press Writer
3 hours ago</p>
<p>SKIATOOK, Okla. - Howard Hawthorne appeared calm when he complained to sheriff’s deputies that his neighbors were damaging his fence.</p>
<p>The deputies told him to take the matter to civil court and left.</p>
<p>An hour later, officers got a report from the property north of Tulsa of shots fired. As they rolled up, they saw Hawthorne kill himself and found the bodies of neighbor Anthony Graham, Graham’s 24-year-old son and a friend nearby, said Tulsa County Undersheriff Bryan Edwards.</p>
<p>Graham, 44, was on a tractor and using it to pull up the fence posts when he was shot, Edwards said.</p>
<p>The two neighbors were hotheads who had been arguing about that fence for years, said Harold Swift, 67, who lives nearby.</p>
<p>He said Graham believed Hawthorne’s fence blocked off about 10 feet of his own property.</p>
<p>“This is a horrendous deal,” Edwards said. “This is one of the most disturbing crime scenes I’ve seen.”</p>
<p>Sheriff’s Capt. Fred Cotton said Hawthorne had seemed satisfied when deputies told him to take up the matter in court.</p>
<p>“They said he was coherent and didn’t appear to be agitated,” Cotton said.</p>
<p>After the shooting, deputies began interviewing as many as six people who witnessed the shootings. The other victims were identified as Graham’s son Joshua LeForte, and LeForte’s friend Dewayne Goodwin, who lived nearby.</p>
<p>Vanda Ketcherside, 45, said Graham was an air conditioner and appliance repairman who was easy to get along with.</p>
<p>“It’s just senseless, senseless, senseless,” she said.</p>
<p>Wow! Get up to go refill the tub of popcorn and ya miss all the excitement around here! A 12 round heavyweight-banterweight "slugg"fest (named in your honor, ms sluggy), a rotgut wine aficianado tasting notes site (nice find, P2N… I’ll be sure to check the daily tasting notes to select the best vintage to give the winos panhandling on the exit ramps), some truly clever double entendres and attempts to referee (great job, jmmom!), yummy “southern” martini recipes (frankly m’dear, I DO give a damn-- sounds deee-lish)and a quadruple fence-a-cide. Whew! Hard to keep up! One slight correction. P2N- no.no.no… don’t try to get your jollies from a flute or a clarinet… try sax :)</p>
<p>ROFLMAO.</p>
<p>I thank you all for my congratulations. The poetic prose, VBcode, drinks recipes and Klingon toasts are what keep me transporting my atoms to this part of the virtual galaxy. I believe our neon sign at this point is on high-wattage, beaming across the universe past stars and planets and hitherto unidentified or even imagined objects… </p>
<p>I guess I’ll have some of whatever is in that brown bag.</p>
<p>Gosh- I got sidetracked by the main event in the center ring and forgot a few things. First of all, and most importantly, CONGRATS TO ALU AND ALUSON!! This site is first and foremost about our kids, and opportunities to celebrate are paramount. Hope you are celebrating in style. That would be enjoying the fruitie-tootie flavored MD 20/20, with a little umbrella decoration sticking out of the top of the bag. </p>
<p>As for the proper way to serve this fine wine, I agree that any vintage over 2 weeks old will throw a little sediment (though it might be sand- I am not sure). To properly decant, go to the dollar store and buy leftover halloween paper cups- the heavy duty paper ones with the little paper handles that are pressed to the side that you pull out to hold. Fill a cup about 1/2 full and dump it back and forth between 2 cups (Any that spills on the floor can be lapped up by whoever is under the table these days… anyone recognize anyone down there??). It is best served in either one of these cups (be sure to hold your pinky out <em>just so</em> when holding the little paper handles) or in one of those hurricane glasses that sluggy and jmmom won in the doubles billiards tournament the other night. Oh, and don’t forget to pour a little into the screwtop and leave it on the floor for the marmots.</p>
<p>Whew, just arrived late to the bar and missed all the excitement!.</p>
<p>I just slipped on my old brassiere, the one with the worn-out elastic, Can I Be The Bouncer? :D</p>
<p><strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong> BHappyMom!!! :D</p>
<p>So sluggbugg and jmmom teamed up for doubles billiards… </p>
<p>I dibs driver for doubles tennis!</p>
<p>I believe the small altercation of the last several pages may be due to some watering down of the booze behind the bar. Perhaps someone got distracted by CNN returns…? And forgot to re-order the vodka…? Hmmm?</p>
<p>At any rate, the next time there should be immediate IV-hottub-massage therapy-NYABM action-- and chemical testing of the well.</p>