<p>p2n-
Huh??? Yuk?? I hope that is to the breaking wind and sagging boobs lines, and not the the Raquel look-a-like line</p>
<p>Hey!! SBMOM! Congrats on post # 6500!!! <<releases streamers,=“” balloons=“” and=“” confetti!!=“”>></releases></p>
<p>Yes, jym. You’re safe. I was just poking fun at us aging boomers.</p>
<p>Thanks. I am glad I am safe. I don’t quite know what it is I am safe from, but non-the-less I am glad I am safe :)</p>
<p>You’re safe from being the (sagging) butt of my joke? (Note: this was a joke, too.) 
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<p>As a Raquel Welch lookalike you’re immune to the effects of gravity.</p>
<p>Page two rescue AND help needed:</p>
<p>What do you get for the guy that has everything for his birthday? Age 60. Literally, he has everything. I need unique gift ideas!!</p>
<p>Would this be your guy?</p>
<p>No, so that won’t work jmmom. :)</p>
<p>Could you arrange for tickets to a stage production, or sporting event he would enjoy?</p>
<p>Allrighty then, I suppose you’ll have to spend some actual money on this gift. :rolleyes: My ideas would be along the lines of sjmom’s - if he plays golf, then a round of golf at Pebble Beach (you’d have to spend the big bucks and he’d have to wait about a year), or a round at some closer course he’d like to play (Torrey Pines is cheap but complicated to get a tee time, so is often much appreciated). Just a couple of other ideas along the lines she suggested.</p>
<p>Bottle of port from his year of birth?</p>
<p>Can you bake him a cake? </p>
<p>Wanna have him drop in to Sinners Alley? The drinks are cheap, so it won’t cost ya much, and we’re pretty dang entertaining if you can line up the whole crew :D.</p>
<p>We can get him his own Fairy! What would he like? The Golf Fairy? The Fast Car Fairy? The front row seats at a Miami Heat game Fairy?</p>
<p>I know exactly the fairy he’d want-- but in deference to the lurking children I shall not name her… 
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<p>Thanks for the ideas!!</p>
<p>Tools? :)</p>
<p>I recently had to get a gift for my stepfather’s 90th – also a man who has everything. I’d already given one too many golf lesson or stupid golf gift. A friend suggested the “Driveway Moments” CDs from NPR – so named for stories that people couldn’t turn off, so they sat in their cars in their driveways to catch the end. There’s around 6 of them by now, I think. So I did that – with some Sudoku and Will Shortz NPR puzzle books thrown in. npr.com – there’s a “store” section, or “shamless commerce division,” as the Car Talk guys would say. Good luck!</p>
<p>If he’s sporty, a couple of deep tissue massages would be appreciated.</p>
<p>Tickets to “Hair” au natural?</p>
<p>Got it - a free day pass to [url=<a href=“http://www.calienteresorts.com/]here[/url”>http://www.calienteresorts.com/]here[/url</a>].</p>
<p>No thanks are needed, just send money. I have two kids in college. ;)</p>
<p>Hey p2n, I’ve been to Caliente and have a very good friend who lives there. I can probably get you all a break on the cost of the pass. Bring your towel.</p>
<p>A gift to a 60YO man who has every thing? Hmmm</p>
<p>SBmom asked for something “unique,” So I must ask: Would he accept a gun? If so (and very few men would say no to this) get a new Mark XIX from MRI,y ou can get it finished in 24K gold, titanium carbon nitride, chrome…etc Moreover, you can get 24K gold appointments on almost any plain finish you choose.</p>
<p>You may alos get a full package with all three calibers and 6- & 10-inch barrels for each caliber
<a href=“http://www.magnumresearch.com/Browse.asp[/url]”>http://www.magnumresearch.com/Browse.asp</a></p>
<p>Scroll to the bottom of the page and click “more” to see how it looks in titanium gold with tiger stripes.</p>
<p>And this thing is great investment too.</p>
<p>Again, I was only suggesting a “unique gift for a man.”</p>
<p>I also like the cake idea (or even a meal) but that depends on the type of relationship I guess</p>
<p>Ignore the link above. Here is a good one:</p>
<p><a href=“http://www.magnumresearch.com/Browse.asp?Category=Desert+Eagle:Mark+XIX[/url]”>http://www.magnumresearch.com/Browse.asp?Category=Desert+Eagle:Mark+XIX</a></p>
<p>Sorry mel, but in light of what has happened this week, I find the idea of buying a gun for anyone extremely distasteful.</p>
<p>How about buying a star from the international star registry? Yes it is silly, and you are really just spending $$ to have someones name put on a list, but it is a fun idea for the person who has everyting. They get a certificate that says “John Smith is a Star” and a map showing which star in which constellation has been named after them. Not sure if I am allowed to put the link to the website here, but it is easy to find. Zthe company is loated outside Chicago, I believe.</p>