<p>Oh no! TDLAFAP (love that jjmom) came home with aliens, decided they all speak foreign language and can not communicate. SLAM!!!, that would be the door 
, now all asleep, think we are safe till am when they get hungry.</p>
<p>I will have a mojito, need something tropical, maybe a mangojito:D</p>
<p>also love those wasabi peas!</p>
<p>and then there’s my D – don’t get me started. all I know is she is down to days in terms of making her college decision – but – hello! – there are seats to fill in that limo for prom on Saturday. Really, mom – I can’t deal with college. I have much more important things to do. This is the kid who six months ago was so stressed out about college that when I suggested she do some deep breathing and relax, yelled at me, “I don’t have time to relax!!”</p>
<p>Hey—Saturday is the 28th. She has so much more time until May 1!!!</p>
<p>Bad day, bad day, need drink . Now. Fast. Went to a new dentist today to have a crown prep after a root canal. Meantime, another filling had fallen out. Turns out that tooth (second) is beyond repair and needs a root canal and also a crown. Oh did I mention a third tooth chipped and has a crack all across the side, that will also need a crown. Threee crowns. Two root canals. Oh, did I mention that s#2 called while I was in the dentist chair to tell me he was in a multi car pileup on the highway (6 lanes in each direction in that part of the highway). He’s ok (though his back hurts). The car isn’t. Weird karma. S#1 had his first accident when I was at the dentist 3 yrs ago. I should stay away from dentists. Please keep pouring.</p>
<p>Oh jym!!! I’m so sorry. A major-ly sucky day.</p>
<p>OMG jym, what an awful day! Thank heavens S2 is ok! </p>
<p>Are you sure you can drink with all that novacaine? I guess cyber drinks can be mixed with almost any drugs. Just try not to dribble it all down your chin.</p>
<p>Forgot to mention-- fortunately DH was at a conference downtown, not too far from the accident. Good news, he was able to get there to help out. Bad news, he had to skip the special John Mayer concert scheduled just for the conference attendees. He need a drink too. But he’s asleep. I’ll drink it for him.</p>
<p>Thanks weenie and lafalum. The novacaine is wearing off. Now my jaw just aches. I chugged m&m’s earlier-- a few dribbled down my face.</p>
<p>jym,</p>
<p>Come on over and sit by me and Alu. You know we’ll toss olives and peanut shells at anyone who starts up with a chorus of “so ya had a bad day” we’ll shoot them a look like our hot flashes are in full swing and you can see the fire coming out of our ears.</p>
<p>mootie…</p>
<p>Wow, where’s ya son??? I think the marmots are hiding him out and has set you a ringer!!</p>
<p>I feel like I am never going to keep up. Just when I finally get used to TJFH, he becomes TSHF, barring the motorcycle adventures (which I just think he did to see if you were on your game), he hasn’t really been hellish at all. </p>
<p>Ya know we love him, but he is not living up to the terms of his title - wearing his college polo to school and getting good grades. I am almost certain that these good deeds are against the rules, and he’ll have to give up his crown to the first runner up!! </p>
<p>Whatever you are doing in your neck of the woods, maybe we should bottle it because we could always use some xtra $$$</p>
<p>wow, this rant has made me thirsty, barkeep, ya too slow!! bring us another one and make it snappy cause jym and I are gonna stand on the bar and belt out a few torch songs for ya!!</p>
<p>Thanks, sybbie. But if I stood on the bar and belted out any song, you’d REALLY need a drink!</p>
<p>that’s the plan…</p>
<p>we’re just gonna let all of our inhibitions hang out. We’ll get a couple of the sparkly boas from bhappy so that we can be cuter that we already are and they won’t care if we can’t carry a tune with a handle (after a few more rounds we certainly won’t 
)</p>
<p>Sorry you had such a crappy day, jym626. Keep popping those M&Ms and cyber drinks.</p>
<p>So I gotta know. What on earth have you DONE to your teeth? Do you chew ice cubes? Grind your teeth at night? Drink tooth-destroyer? Yuck.</p>
<p>I hate tooth drilling. Yeah, come on over and we will buy a round. Hooyah and no more dentists for you. *secretly or not so secretly we are really drinking to your S being OK.</p>
<p>Sybbie - do we sing too?</p>
<p>I think it’s legit to drink before dental appts, or to express relief about sons being OK even if the vehicles they were in are not.</p>
<p>Here’s to having the priorities straight… and to a better tomorrow.</p>
<p>Can I spoke my toothpaste??
My previous dentist had health problems, and I probably stuck around with him way longer that I should have due to some sense of support and loyalty. Unfortunately I am finding out the haard wayt hat he didnt take care of my teeth as well as he should have. Sigh…</p>
<p>jym Hope your feeling a little better today, if not I suggest some Brandy 
It always worked on the babies.</p>
<p>oops-- I can’t type! I wanted to SPIKE my toothpaste. Brandy sounds good, 4giggles…</p>
<p>Thanks for clarifying, jym! I really was wondering what you meant when you said that you wanted to spoke your toothpaste. I have a knack for deciphering drunk talk and total bullshi*, but that one had me stumped. :D</p>
<p>For the Man Who Has Everything:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>A headband to mark his achievements in education and social development. Hey, if it’s good enough for the men on Krypton, it’s good enough for your Superdude. 
</p></li>
<li><p>A membership in the International Dark-Sky Association and a red-tinted flashlight. </p></li>
</ol>
<p><a href=“http://www.darksky.org/[/url]”>http://www.darksky.org/</a></p>
<ol>
<li><p>A spandex jersey, some blue glitter tights, a cape, and a pair of guantlets. </p></li>
<li><p>You and two other friends dress up like Batman, Robin, and Wonderwoman. Act out the plot from the Superman comic book story, For the Man Who Has Everything.</p></li>
<li><p>A bottle of Ancient Ancient Age, a container of store-bought guac, and a bag of Bugles to go with #1-4. :D</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Why didn’t I think of that?!</p>