Sinner's Alley Happy Hour (Part 1)

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<p>mythmom, What a lovely scene you painted (S gazing fondly upon child on lion, moon, sky, etc.) and what a tale of the rehairing! I now have a new word, and concept, in my vocabulary.</p>

<p>Traveling and running…</p>

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<p>m&sdad–“Uranus” is an annoying name no matter how you pronounce it. </p>

<p>weenie–how about “Weeniewitch”? I think I saw that in a children’s book once. Kind of edgy, dontcha think? ;)</p>

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Hmmm. Did I say that?
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Damn I’m good. :cool:</p>

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<p>Weenie…we must be sharing the same thought frequencies…I, too had to peer into the “Icky But” thread, only because of what my first thought was! I’m on the “SAVE WEENIE” bandwagon, too.</p>

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<p>Weenie is wonderfully self-depracating. It shows ■■■■■■■. Keep it.</p>

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<p>I’ve got it!</p>

<p>AKAweenie.</p>

<p>It lets you move into a new era yet preserves the weenie we all know and love. Hm?</p>

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<p>How about ouinie. Pronounded the same way, but gets dirty minds out of your business. And is so positive – it says you’re the fairy of oui, of yes!</p>

<p>Did I really say boy instead of bow? I’m teaching psychoanalytic lit. this semester so I’d better not go there.</p>

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<p>Or the genie of yes, the genie of ouinie, or the genie of weenie.</p>

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<p>I admit that I giggled when woody and weenie were posting on the “parents worried about kids having sex” thread, but I vote for keeping it or the “OtherwiseknowAsWeenie”… Very cleaver!</p>

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<p>See, you guys get it!!! (Or the box wine is working out.) But kids?! They don’t get it.</p>

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<p>LOL.</p>

<p>My college roommate called me Weenie when I was young. To this day when I call her in Texas she says, in a large and beautifully Texas-accented voice, “Weenie La Ween, how are you!”</p>

<p>If you must change then I vote for Ouinie. But, you will be called OOknee by all who read it, except of course, by us here.</p>

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<p>If you want a name that the kids can also pronounce (and appreciate!), how about Wii-nee.</p>

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<p>momof2inca: That is too funny!</p>

<p>Weenie, I can understand. If it were my name and my kids were on here, they’d want me to change it. I’m just being honest, don’t shoot me gals…</p>

<p>In our house a “Weenie” is kind of a wimpy, slimy character who tries to manipulate you or sell you something. You know, the vacuum cleaner salesman that told you that you’d get a free trip for listening to his 20 minute presentation that has lasted two hours! He’s the vacuum weenie.</p>

<p>I love your posts and think that you opinions are helpful and wise. If it will make you more comfortable, do it.</p>

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<p>^^^^ Now that’s clever, momof2! I still vote to keep the weenster, but I love your wii idea.</p>

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<p>WiiKnee,</p>

<p>Did you ever see the movie The Sandlot? One of my favorite lines is when Squints calls someone an “L7 Weenie!”</p>

<p>They even have shirts now: </p>

<p><a href=“http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=41032548&colorNo=4&pr=F[/url]”>http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=41032548&colorNo=4&pr=F&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Check this one out in the tight fitting style made famous by that runway mama Alumother!</p>

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<p>“The Sandlot” what a classic.</p>

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<p>Weenie,</p>

<p>My cousin was born a preemie, and they called her Teeney…the nickname stuck. She’s now 52 and we still call her Teeney (and she still is, sorta).</p>

<p>Keep Weenie! :D</p>

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<p>Weenie—did you ever tell us how you came to be that in the first place? I bet it has nothing to do with male genitalia at all!!!</p>

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<p>Wii-nie - or - WiiKnee = weenie-having-been-visited-by-the-Edgy Fairy. How utterly Sinner’s Alley! </p>

<p>I am hereby switching my vote to the Cutting Edge alternatives recently proposed:</p>

<p>wii-nie
WiiKnee</p>

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<p>Will Weenie have to change status back to a junior member once the transition to WiiKnee happens?</p>