Sinner's Alley Happy Hour (Part 1)

<p>Can the sun not damage our skin in any way if there are floating chaise lounges in the pool?</p>

<p>Can marmots swim?</p>

<p>Can marmots wear bikinis?</p>

<p>Can marmots fly? What about pigs?</p>

<p>Can someone pass the cocoa butter and a mai tai?</p>

<p>Oooh yes and I’d like some barbecued shrimp too please.</p>

<p>And a pedicure.</p>

<p>I’d really hate to see a marmot in a bikini. Reminds me of when I was a kid and made clothes for my ■■■■■■ (remember them? :slight_smile: ) and my friend pointed out that a ■■■■■ couldn’t wear a bikini b/c she/it didn’t have anything to hold it up. :eek:</p>

<p>Note: When alu recalls “tying one on” it refers to her spiffy brown bikini, not number of drinks consumed.</p>

<p>And I’d like pina colada, please. :)</p>

<p>I really want one of those floating lounge chair deals with the built in cup holders. And I think I want a little fountain where I can spritz off if I get too warm.</p>

<p>I’ll have the steak salad, with a choco milkshake. (OMG - how long has it been since I’ve had that combo? 15 years?)</p>

<p>OK.</p>

<p>Motion for the Alley board members, i.e. all who are here at any given moment.</p>

<p>In the swimming pool, marmots are replaced by ■■■■■■.</p>

<p>We used to bring ■■■■■■ into the bathtub and play ■■■■■■ until we were little blonde raisins - me, my middle sister, and my brother. Until I was 8 or 9. And then the glue would get loosened, and the little hair mats would fall out, and they would become maigc carpets for all the little bald ■■■■■■ that were left…</p>

<p>It is only fitting that they serve us the tropical concoctions, spritz us with water when we get overheated, and clean our sunglasses when they get slimy, and give the pedicures for that matter.</p>

<p>I’m having a rum punch.</p>

<p>second the motion.</p>

<p>OK, I will vote “aye” on the motion on the condition that the marmots are permitted to stand poolside holding up the tiki torches.</p>

<p>Mommusic, I made clothes for my ■■■■■■ and I still have them. Not on display or poolside. No bikinis.</p>

<p>I made clothes for my ■■■■■■ too.</p>

<p>And my daughter’s ■■■■■■.</p>

<p>wikipedia

The marmots can sit in the life guard chairs and whistle when it’s time for fresh drinks to be delivered by the ■■■■■■.</p>

<p>Bravo, mafool!</p>

<p>What could possibly be more alarming to a marmot than seeing one of us with an empty glass?</p>

<p>All this talk of ■■■■■■ is making me feel very nostalgic. I spent a fair amount of time clothing them, but even more building them houses out of shoe boxes. No wonder I became an architect! If it’s summer, I’ll have a gin and tonic.</p>

<p>Where is m&sdaughter when we need her? This pool is starting to require an artistic designer…</p>

<p>Since we’ve already got our architect. And our bartenders. And our lifeguards. And our bathing beauties…</p>

<p>Ah. Feel the sun. In the Alley’s pool we don’t have to wear sunscreen.</p>

<p>I feel deprived - I owned a ■■■■■ doll…lol. When exactly were ■■■■■ dolls popular? D has a few that she bought at a flea market a few years ago, but she never made any clothes for them. Can I join you all at the pool anyway?</p>

<p>of course, Limomof2. I have my glue gun and some felt and a few spare ■■■■■■ for you. You can make up for lost time.</p>

<p>(■■■■■■ popular ~1969-71?)</p>