SNL and BEG Three

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<p>did anyone watch last night’s show. I thought the following two exchanges were funny:</p>

<li>Congressman: do you have a specific plan we asked of you?</li>
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<p>GM: Yes sir (Produces a chart). We want $25 B, by Dec 15, $100 B by March 31, #70 B by Sept 30…and it goes on till Dec 2011.</p>

<p>Congressman: Do you expect tax payers to get their money back?</p>

<p>GM: Are you kidding?</p>

<li> Congressman: I have this Ford car and it has this blah…blah … blah problems and because of that I have to keep it running all the time.</li>
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<p>Ford: Sir what you have is called a lemon, and you are not alone there are millions of people who have lemons. </p>

<p>GM: That is true. We have dedicated factories which produce nothing but lemons.</p>

<p>Chrysler: Same here. We have cornered the lemon market.</p>

<p>Well this time they drove. They were late for the hearings. Their factory installed GPS didn’t work. They found that out only when they had reached St. Louis. They had to buy new GPS from Radio Shack.</p>

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<p>I found the skit to be hilarious if not terribly depressing. But hilarious.</p>

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<p>I have tivo set to record SNL but for some reason, it didn’t record last night. I thought it was because it wasn’t new, but sounds like it was.</p>

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<p>Frankly, I’m glad I fell asleep. I’m sick of the auto company bashing.</p>