<p>B,
LOL, your husband has it right. There’s no understanding women. Just last night I’m trying to watch the Super Bowl and my wife starts engaging me in a conversation about life & death, and the need for living wills. I told her that I never want to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. With that, she gets up, unplugs the TV and throws out my beer.
Sometimes it’s tough being married to a smart ass.</p>
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OMG, <strong><em>ROLLIN’</em></strong> here!!! 
:D</p>
<p>~b.
p.s. My hubster could commiserate!!! ;)</p>
<p>Yes, Audiophile, but
There’s also that one that goes:
Yesterday I reminisced with my wife: “You know, honey, 25 years ago we were driving a beat-up old car, living in a basement apartment, and sleeping on a sofa that we got from the Salvation Army. But I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
Now we drive a new SUV, live in a four-bedroom house and sleep on a king-size Sealy. But now I sleep with a 50-year old woman whose joints sometimes creak a bit. I’m afraid that you are not keeping up your side of the deal.”</p>
<p>Well, my wife’s pretty astute. She said that if I found another hot 25-year-old blonde to sleep with, she would make sure I was again driving a beat-up old car, living in a basement apartment and sleeping on a Salvation Army sofa.</p>
<p>[just a joke, not an item from my personal life]</p>
<p>^too late. We’re telling the Missus. ;)</p>
<p>You know, the harder I try to please her the more it seems I screw up. I’m not sure they really want to be pleased. I think they’re happier when they’re pleasing us men. :D</p>
<p>dos~</p>
<p><em>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL</em></p>
<p>No worries around here…We still live like THIS:
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<p>The good news?? Well, he still has a hot wife! 
(And yes, I <em>DO</em> have delusions of grandeur! <em>ROFL</em>)</p>
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Oops, missed that…could you repeat it? 
I was upstairs grabbing my apron… ;)</p>
<p>~berurah</p>
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<p>Of course it’s a motorcycle!!! Even when I read i get it wrong!</p>
<p>Coincidentally I just saw one for sale in the classified:</p>
<p>$10,000
06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington , UT 84025<br>
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It’s been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f*** you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-XXXX</p>