<p>Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I got this in an email from my hubster this a.m. Do ya think he’s trying to tell me something??? 
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<p>~berurah</p>
<p>LOL! Gonna pass that one on!</p>
<p>Geez, b, at least he seems to be trying! I’m jealous! ;)</p>
<p>b- thanks for the chuckle. I’ll be telling that one all day.</p>
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<p>I don’t know, B. I can’t ever figure those guys out! ;)</p>
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Good point! And yes, I’d probably think that building a bridge to Hawaii was an easier task than trying to understand ME!! <em>lol</em> 
I’m a pretty emotionally complex person!</p>
<p>~b.</p>
<p>beruhah~loved it!!! and…he would never have sent it to you if he’s trying to “tell you” something. What he’s actually telling you is that he knows (like my DH with me) he will never really understand all that’s going on in your head, especially emotionally, but that he loves and appreciates you no matter what!!! as he should!!! It’s an early Valentine!!! LOL!!</p>
<p>Clearly he wants a bicycle for Valentine’s Day!! :D</p>
<p>At least he wants a bridge to HI, as opposed to a bridge to nowhere at taxpayers’ expenses!</p>
<p>HHhhhmmm, what does it say about me, that I assumed he was riding a motorcycle, rather than a bicycle???</p>
<p>No comment…</p>
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THANK YOU, NJ!!! NOW, I get the message!!! <strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong>!!! :D</p>
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DAMN, you’re a wise man, simba! ;)</p>
<p>~berurah</p>
<p>Yep - God’s a man. He’d rather build a bridge. Either that, or you’re going to Hawaii. ;)</p>
<p>Loved the joke…sent to my oft misunderstood but always loved female friends.</p>
<p>“DAMN, you’re a wise man, simba!”</p>
<p>It’s a trick question. Like, “have you stopped spanking your kid?”</p>
<p>^^^<strong><em>ROFL</em></strong> simba, you’re on a roll! :)</p>
<p>Cangel, I was thinking motorcyle too.</p>
<p>LOL, berurah! Along the same lines …</p>
<p>Oh, To Be Six Again</p>
<p>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife as she turned back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have.</p>
<p>“I’d like to be six again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.</p>
<p>On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. He dragged her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster … everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.</p>
<p>He then took her to McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal, with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s.</p>
<p>What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto bed.</p>
<p>He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?”</p>
<p>As she opened her red eyes her expression suddenly soured. “I meant my dress size, you maniac!”</p>
<p>The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s going to get it wrong.</p>
<p>roshke…that was neat.</p>
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Men listen!!! :D</p>
<p>“Men listen!!!”</p>
<p>YES WE DO. (do we understand? that is another ball game)</p>