So, I Want To Tell You This Story

<p>One time I was like walking down the street and I saw this guy and he looked at me and then his head spontaneously combustulated…weird</p>

<p>Are you THAT ugly?</p>

<p>OOOOhhhh snapp…nice one flame!!!</p>

<p>Lmao!!!..</p>

<p>“combustulated” indeed.</p>

<p>shouldn’t it be “combusted”, just wondering.</p>

<p>btw, bendrum…what happened after that. LOL!</p>

<p>Probably set off a chain reaction</p>

<p>Yeah your science teachers tell you it doesn’t exist, but it does! The underground newspapers…that’s where you learn the truth.</p>

<p>from what she’s saying…it sounds like this reaction could have wiped out all of humanity.</p>

<p>bendy. You should really get that checked out.</p>

<p>yeah, it’s not everyday that a person’s head blows up at the sight of another person.</p>

<p>Have you ever watched the Sci-Fi channel? It happens more often than you think.</p>

<p>sci-fi is a load of crap. that’s why it’s called “fiction”. it isn’t real!!! and I never seen a person’s head blow up for no reason.</p>

<p>I think that was sarcasm.</p>

<p>I saw a program on discovery like a year ago that disproved the myth…indeed it’s a load of crap…</p>

<p>Enn, did you ever think that maybe I was being sarcastic? and yes i knew it was sarcasm (i just hate all those sci fi fans and conventions…it irritates me to see people so obsessed with something like that)</p>

<p>What! You’ve never been to the Tri-Annual Sci-Fi Convention of Liberates and Polynomates!?!?!? OMG</p>

<p>I really really hope that you are joking! because I just couldn’t stop laughing when i read that.
First of all, Tri Annual?? if it’s held 3 times a year then i think I’ll pass.
and what the **** are Liberates and Polynomates??</p>

<p>LMAO.</p>

<p>Yeah that’s right, you’re smart, you know tri means 3. Okay, seriously, like if you don’t know what liberates and polymoniates are…well, what’s the point of me even living anymore? God.</p>

<p>oh no!! please explain! I don’t wanna die LOL</p>