Some Side Effects Caused By Admission To Berkeley include

Transfer Students UC Transfers
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<p>Grab on to your seats new admits…
admission high is better than any other high but some side effects might include:</p>

<p>-10X in coolness
–10X in attractiveness
-competitiveness
-pompousness
-irritability to morons
-talking about the best ranking programs at cal to anyone
-wearing CAL shirts for months at a time
-lowering dating standards
-admission comparison (ex. "how the f%@k did he get in here)
-uncontrollable joy when it’s raining because the crazy people and hobos don’t hang out on sproul
-undeserved confidence
-saying really loud in public “Oh…MAYBE I’ll GO TO BERKELEY…OR UCLA…I REALLY CAN’T DECIDE”…(guess what…i did it and everyone *was *impressed ;))</p>

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<p>loves it!!</p>

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<p>hahahhahahh! “lowering dating standards”
like that one lol</p>

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<p>Hehe. So excited :)</p>

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<p>-saying really loud in public “Oh…MAYBE I’ll GO TO BERKELEY…OR UCLA…I REALLY CAN’T DECIDE”…(guess what…i did it and everyone was impressed ) "</p>

<p>Have DEFINITELY already done this. Except substitute USC for Berkeley, haha. I’m sorry for being a cocky jerk, but it feels great. I was denied EVERYWHERE out of high school!</p>

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<p>not getting a degree because you become part of the percentage of people who drop out.</p>

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<p>i got excited reading this, but its a much different excitement than i wouldve felt a month ago…this time its like excitement mixed with stomach knotting and nausea</p>

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<p>“Lowering dating standards”</p>

<p>LOL</p>

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<p>arcadefire, the real side-effect would result in you realizing you’re not a cocky jerk for debating between USC and UCLA as they’re both bad schools ;)</p>

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<p><em>spits out Coffee</em></p>

<p>UCLA… a bad school…* riiiiiiiiight.*</p>

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<p>I agree with these… LOL
-lowering dating standards
-admission comparison (ex. "how the f%@k did he get in here)</p>

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<p>LMAO I love this thread :slight_smile: </p>

<p>My friends all make fun of me now…because I can’t decide which school I want to go to haha. “Ohh Poor AJ, such a hard decision”</p>

<p>My bro’s gettin mad too haha, he’s like “just pick one already!!”</p>

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<p>@arcadefire: I totally get what you mean, I was rejected coming out of high school. Except right now it’s UCLA vs. Rice for me. I really hope Cal joins that list =) But it’ll be okay if it doesn’t.</p>

<p>The thread is awesome: lowering dating standards…LOL</p>

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<p>Definately. In fact, as I started getting all my admission decisions, I suddenly felt the annoyance and irritation of the incompetence around me. Especially regarding my drop-out co-workers…</p>

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<p>may I add one? </p>

<p>-Getting in touch with your inner hippie :)</p>

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<p>hahaha…awesome thread! Best way to spend the time until T-time…</p>

<p>“talking about the best rankings” hahaha…I’m not in yet AND i still do it…</p>

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<p>Amen sister </p>

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<p>GET ON THE BUS!
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<p>smoking more weed than ever expected</p>

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<p>@ DCSPORTSFAN: probably true, my friend lol</p>

<p>@ This Thread: simply hilarious. Thank you anonymous!</p>

<p>I’ll be PM-ing you back soon btw, but my pending Berkeley app is driving me into the ground right now lol.</p>