Soros '09 Succeeds to Dad's Fund

Sounds like Alex “straightened up” and burnished his reputation for daddy. He has reportedly been angling hard for the “left enough for Pops” badge of honor and has thereby out-Succession’d brother Jonathan, who, despite being better looking, reportedly didn’t indulge in his bachelor years quite to the degree as did younger bro’ Alex. I also had heard here and there through very indirect grapevine channels what was reported today: Jonathan and daddy butted heads over management decisions. Tsk, tsk Jonathan. If American politics has taught us anything over the last 10 years it’s that you gotta win first, then you can do what you want.

Not to worry Wesleyan. Jonathan still has plenty of $$ to throw around.