<p>Not music. Interesting theory.</p>
<p><a href=“http://youtube.com/watch?v=NVOFmu2ZIqI[/url]”>http://youtube.com/watch?v=NVOFmu2ZIqI</a></p>
<p>Uh oh, yikes!!!
I’ll own 78 cats!?? (and I have 0 now)
LOL!:)</p>
<p>I’m a “haha” emailer, not a “LOL”. I do like to add smileys and a fair share of explanation points. I pray the haha’s in place of the LOL’s offset the number of cats in my future. Not that there’s anything wrong with cats, but they make me sneeze. ;)</p>
<p>Berurah better start saving for all that cat food!!!</p>
<p>A new CC poll should be: “Did you think of Berurah when you watched this routine?” </p>
<p>That might be the most lopsided vote on election day. (haha)</p>
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<p>Oh.My.G-d!!! Someone reach down and help get me up off the FLOOR!!! <em>LOL</em> 
<em>LOL</em> <em>LOL</em> <em>LOL</em> <em>LOL</em> :)</p>
<p>Now, admittedly I was not a math major, but there is <em>NO</em> way that the product of my smilies and LOLs, when divided by my exclamation points, will come anywhere CLOSE to being a number over ONE. Am I missing something here? 
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<p>P.S. Oddly enough, abandoned/needy/abused/neglected cats keep finding me, and we currently have three (one got stolen, or it would have been four). I’d better quit exclaimin’!!! :eek:</p>
<p>P.P.S. I don’t like that guy. WAY too serious. <em>LOL</em> :)</p>
<p>~berurah</p>
<p>Berurah- you’re right! Based on the formula, you had better start giving away cats!!! you’re in the negative numbers, LOL! :)</p>
<p>It has been said by some of the tight-ased pencil-chewers in these quarters that my writing (post-its, to be clear) flourishes all too baroquely (life is serious they say, we want data, facts and points…and perhaps they are right, they do and it is anon). </p>
<p>But as it is, Berurah, I am–even in my most playful moments (which are many)–at best a pretender on the computer screen; of course Im smiling, it just doesnt imprint on the computer screen (often with a sly ironic wink). el oh el</p>
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HEY!! You’ve been talkin’ to 'em too??? <em>LOL</em> Every now and then I’ll get a pm from one of them urging me to curtail my icon/font size and color usage. 
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Awwwwwww, don’t worry FS…I can <em>see</em> your smiles and winks quite clearly, you know?</p>
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~Jackson Browne</p>
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~Billy Joel</p>
<p>I hate cats. I’m not a fan of domesticated animals, period, but the smiley? The exclamation point? The hahalol? Yummy. Especially yummy when I know some erudite poster is tsk-tsking their overuse and marking down my intelligence accordingly.</p>
<p>Cheers…
I was <em>not</em> being judgemental!!!
I just thought it was funny!!! :mad: 
:D</p>
<p>Berurah, no malice intended - I didn’t do the math, I just thought it was funny too and thought of you.</p>
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Just keeps 'em off guard, m’dear!!! :D</p>
<p>And then, when those of us who embrace the “yummies” come out with something halfway intelligent, they’re left thinkin’ “HUH???” ;)</p>
<p>In defense of driver, I don’t <em>think</em> she was being judgmental…at least <em>I</em> didn’t take her post that way. But the ones who have seen fit to chastise me in private?—Their messages have been most clear.</p>
<p>Well… I thought it was amusing. And then I realized that an uncharacteristic number of !'s had crept into my writing lately, and that I was getting downright ebullient with the 's and the 's .</p>
<p>And then it hit me: I have a cat. But in my defense - I don’t like it.</p>
<p>lizchup~</p>
<p><em>LOL</em> Trust me, I’m not THAT hypersensitive…and I thought the video was PRICELESS!!! No offense taken at <em>any</em> time to what you or anyone else on this thread said. To the contrary, I have thoroughly enjoyed the comments! :D</p>
<p>Let’s see…that’s one <em>LOL</em> times three smilies divided by ten exclamation points equals X cats… :)</p>
<p>~berurah</p>
<p>I don’t so much mind the cats and I am myself happy to be a lady, even so much as to smile at my good fortune and sassy gender; but it is the empty tins of cat-food that inevitably define the cat-lady culture such as it is:
not the cat…
not the lady…
and not the pernicious smile of the sublime cookie.</p>
<p>FS~</p>
<p>We use the dry food…none of those yucky cans, but the felines do tend to stick around when I’m getting my youngest his smoked turkey on a bagel…<em>lol</em> </p>
<p>Make no mistake–I’m no “cat lady.” I have never cared for cats, but over the time that these stray cats keep caring for ME, I have most decidedly softened. I even kiss 'em now, but only on the tops of their sweet, soft heads. </p>
<p>~berurah</p>
<p>driver, what kind of meds are you taking? I’ve got to get me some of those.</p>
<p>They’re good, I really like 'em. I’ll ask Big Nurse what they are when she comes by with dinner.</p>
<p>Oh goodie! I hope he wears shorts like the FedEx guy.</p>