Special offer from Carnival Cruises

<p>Special Notice
from Carnival Cruise Lines </p>

<p>NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget
that a lot of entertainers had promised
to leave the country
if George W. Bush became President.<br>
With that in mind
We have a Special Offer
for those who still want to keep their promise. </p>

<p>Attention Would:</p>

<p>Michael Moore
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg
Cher
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Jane Fonda
Pierre Salinger
and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets,
and report to Florida
for the sailing of the Funship Cruise
"Elation"
which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt
at no extra charge
to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. </p>

<p>The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach,
Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties
prior to your cruise. </p>

<p>Please pack for an extended stay . . .
at least four more years </p>

<p>Note:<br>
Since you advocate strict gun control
you may not bring any </p>

<p>Staffing your voyage is </p>

<p>Bill Clinton
captain </p>

<p>Al Gore
cruise director </p>

<p>Monica Lewinsky
recreation director </p>

<p>Ted Kennedy
lifeguard/emergency procedures director </p>

<p>Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
as intern coordinator </p>

<p>If you have any questions
about making arrangements for your homes,
friends, and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children
while you're gone,
and she can watch over all your money
and your furnishings
until you return.
Bon Voyage! </p>

<p>Is this a great country or what!</p>

<p>..........</p>

<p>NO WAY---did Carnival Cruise Lines issue that statement. But is IS extremely funny!</p>

<p>I don't know. I got it in EMAIL. I'm a democrat, but it's ridiculous that celebrities are planning to expatriate. I'm not exactly happy, but they need to learn to respect our country.</p>

<p>haha.. that's probably something someone made up. amusing though.</p>

<p>HAHA if I had my way, they'd be all deported</p>

<p>uh joke guys, calm down.</p>

<p>i think it's hilarious. someone needs to take these celebs up on their bluffs, for real.</p>

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uh joke guys, calm down.

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<p>uhh...we kind of know that...</p>

<p>I got that email recently, too. Pretty funny!</p>