<p>Do they know we’re at war?</p>
<p>Recent Stanford 2014 SECAers topics V134132456:</p>
<p>-VICTORY OVER YALE
-Dear Stanford addcom (<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/stanford-university/800082-stanford-2014-sceaers-137.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/stanford-university/800082-stanford-2014-sceaers-137.html</a>)
-Prussia!'s gender
-Edward/Twilight
-Torcher stalking people on facebook
-Neil Patrick Harris(son)
-How to take a dump
-69
-beating yale in every possible way
-facebook groups/facebook group failures
-pokemon
-special number posts (1000,1111, and of course 1169, 1234, 2^0-2^1-2^2-2^3)
-Elvis’s application to Stanford (toilets)
-Manhood sizes (Read Post # 1174, <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/stanford-university/800082-stanford-2014-sceaers-79.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/stanford-university/800082-stanford-2014-sceaers-79.html</a> (page 79), then read what it was in response to)
-101 ways in which Nitro Fails
-Starmie’s gender
-Frowny face editing >:****(
-Male vs Female defecation habits
-diglett’s gender
-sarba topping prussia!’s uber random decision rejection
-throwing people out the window (prague style)
-nitro hawk’s gender (I hate you all, 4/10 for Edward is still below “average” for me liking other guys)
-Starmie vs. Diglett
-Anon’s gender
-Diivio’s gender guessing failness
-Manhood sizes, women vs men
-neopets
-username size sex jokes
-hot men (chase crawford, james franco, Aaron Tveit)
-Indian people
-Diivio’s flirtatiousness
-Crabcore/jumpstyle
-the merits off good looks in guys (1 to 10)
-Roasting: Nitro/snowy/Prussia/Diivio/Anon
-CC couples: Diivio/snowy(+anon?), Nitro/Prussia(+Starmie)
-Talking about people…
-Future, past Nostalgia
-Quote book
-Hitler/Indian parents
-Harvard v Yale/ACT v SAT (yawn)
-bands/musical tastes
-TYPE SINGINNNGGGGGG
-What we are really like
-stories, good times
-double standards w/men and women
-OMG ITZ STORY TIME
-ECs
-Diglett’s story (beating the **** out of superman w/shovels)
-TV personalities
-1992/1993/1994/2000/2009 posts (NITRO HAWK IS A CHAMP 1000 and 2000 what what??)
-Taking a dump Starmie style v2.0</p>
<p>I love how Stanford’s motto is in German, not even kidding. I’m kinda nationalistic like that.
I heart Germany.</p>
<p>Nitro I hate you so much. >:****(</p>
<p>Hey mfed will you c&p your noose quote again? I saw it and then got distracted.</p>
<p>We need to use the term Yale Wars a lot. And talk about taking off our clothes to be like Elvis. Actually someone already did this. Like they combined taking off clothes with Elvis and 69 and some other things.</p>
<p>I’ll go look for it.</p>
<p>@diglett</p>
<p>I dun think so… anyone wanna announce ;)</p>
<p>to sg12: XD I’ve never had sex but I guess that must be true.</p>
<p>yes im that presumptive…</p>
<p>deal with it</p>
<p>Am I the only one who thinks Prussia should write the final draft? She seems like the closest thing we have to a leader, since she makes our new threads for us.</p>
<p>Oh, and diglett, they don’t know we’re at war. We’re not telling them until they can’t do anything about it.</p>
<p>haha ok let me go back and try to find it</p>
<p>kk after we hit 2250 we slow down, and acutally post letter ideas so that its not a giant cluster **** of randomness and confusion</p>
<p>OFFICIAL QUOTE BOOK - Anyone can add, but I’ll delete the ones that aren’t that funny/won’t be funny unless you “were there”/the ones posted by people I don’t like. JK.</p>
<p>“The Yale Wars” - Starmie</p>
<p>“I’m male. How many girls do you know who cavalierly discuss their narcoleptic defecation habits?” - Starmie</p>
<p>“Going to a private Christian school with about 150 in the whole HS isn’t very conducive to sweet, sweet love.” - Prussia </p>
<p>“My parents are equivalent of Hitler.” - Snowy435 </p>
<p>“TYPE SINGINNNGGGGGG” - Nitro Hawk (This is funny because I think he was type singing type singing) </p>
<p>The Stanford SCEA thread is like sex. When it’s good, it’s REALLY good, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. sg12</p>
<p>I’m going quote searching. I’ll be back!</p>
<p>oh, okay. i wonder what they’ll think? or maybe they’ll be to shocked to do anything about it?</p>
<p>I agree with Starmie, Starmie and Prussia seem like our leaders at least in these forums.threads so maybe she should write it and we can throw it suggestions for improvements.</p>
<p>From Earlier
"Ok I just looked at Yale’s thread and it was very depressing. They were all like “I hope I get in” and “I don’t stand a chance” their (Yale’s) threads like a noose. "</p>
<p>Here it is:</p>
<p>Dear Torcher,</p>
<p>It gives great pleasure to inform you that initial review of your application and your posts on the web site ‘College Confidential’ indicated that you will be offered admission to Stanford. This early approval is a tribute to your extraordinary achievements as a student, scholar, and a friggin’ brilliant poster on CC.</p>
<p>Every year we pick a select group of students from our application pool to receive this letter, indicative of their status as first-rate applicants. You, Torcher, are one of these few. Man, I loved all the stuff you said about us on CC and how you played a part in destroying those Yalies.</p>
<p>Cardinal>Bulldog</p>
<p>We will hold a place for you in the freshman class and send you a formal announcement of your admission in early April by letter and email. Information about Admit Weekend, scheduled for April 23-25, as well as details about your enrollment will follow with that letter. Please remember - Yale Smale Fail.</p>
<p>signed</p>
<p>Richard Shaw
Dean of Admissions</p>
<p>Victory all the way!!</p>
<p>@Nitro Hawk, I think we should actually start writing it for legit now.
Like, the next 100 posts are going to be crazy.</p>
<p>Our ninja-ness prevents them from knowing that we are at war.</p>
<p>Haha shucks I dunno! I’m kinda a slow writer, and I feel like someone else should get this honor. I wouldn’t mind doing it, but I think if someone else wants to they totally should! (I’m already getting to do a lot of things, haha.)</p>