<p>must…beat…Yale!</p>
<p>but the big random one about how they lost would be a bigger blow and it would still take then by surprise and they can’t retaliate quickly since they’ll have to read it.</p>
<p>I like Prussia’s idea. Just confuse them completely.</p>
<p>We are battering rams… anyone here who hasn’t played AOE 2<?</p>
<p>someone should make a new screen name like YaleAdcom and just go on their thread and say it is against REA rules to discuss admissions or something and say all of their applications have been thrown out.</p>
<p>I think Prussia has posted what they look like in earlier threads.</p>
<p>Hahahaha. I like the idea of the letter. I like a concise “Yale, you lost” but it’s not satifying enough if they don’t figure it out.</p>
<p>So I still think we should do a letter. I’m trying to find the rejection letter.</p>
<p>agreed w/the YaleAdcom</p>
<p>come on post faster I want to reach it quickly! Pardon my impatience.</p>
<p>@mfederman</p>
<p>I second that.</p>
<p>so, whos gonna do it?</p>
<p>their rejection letter seems too nice</p>
<p>Dear ______,</p>
<p>The Yale Admissions Committee has completed its evaluation of this year’s candidates, and I write with sincere regret to say that we are not able to offer you a place in the class of 2011.</p>
<p>I realize that this decision may come as a real disappointment. I also hope that you will understand the decision as a reflection only of the extraordinary talent represented in our applicant pool, not a judgment about your own abilities. Of the more than nineteen thousand individuals who applied to Yale, most are fully capable of doing successful work and making a unique contribution to the Yale community. It is painful to us that we must turn away so many superbly talented students.</p>
<p>You may be tempted to ask what was lacking in your application. In truth, it is usually difficult for us to point to obvious weaknesses, when so many applicants have demonstrated real achievement and potential for the future. Our decisions say far more about the small number of spaces available and the difficult choices we make than they do about a candidate’s personal and academic promise.</p>
<p>While regretting that we were not able to respond positively to your interest in Yale, I want to wish you every success in your educational pursuits. Experience suggests that regardless of our decisions, most of our candidates will be welcomed by other outstanding colleges. I extend my best wishes for the coming year.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Jeffrey Brenzel
Dean of Undergraduate Admissions</p>
<p>YaleAdcom could get us in trouble.</p>
<p>winning post should make the account or defer rights to make the account</p>
<p>I found Stanford’s:</p>
<p>Rejection:</p>
<p>Dear XXX,</p>
<p>It is with regret that I write to inform you that we are unable to offer you admission to the freshman class at Stanford University. Please know that this decision does not reflect any deficiency or weakness in your application. To the contrary, we are humbled by your talents and achievements and of all those who applied for admission this year.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, the large number of applicants for a relatively small incoming class means that we must disappoint the vast majority of very well-qualified candidates each year. Our decision is a reflection of that competition for admission and in no way should detract from the very impressive credentials you presented. We appreciate the effort and care that went into your application and I want to assure you that your candidacy received thorough and serious consideration. As a result, we are not able to consider appeals to this decision. To find some answers to the most commonly asked questions about our admission process, click here; I hope these will address any questions you may have about our decision.</p>
<p>I know this is disappointing news to receive and for that reason we will not send a duplicate notification of this decision by mail, unless you request one from us. If you wish to request a copy of this letter by mail, you may do so here, and one will be sent immediately.</p>
<p>XXX, you are a fine student with solid support from your teachers and advisors and I am confident that you will enjoy great success in your undergraduate education. I only wish we had room for everyone with qualities and accomplishments like yours.</p>
<p>With best wishes for an outstanding undergraduate experience,</p>
<p>Richard H. Shaw
Dean of Admission and Financial Aid </p>
<p>FOUND ITTTT:</p>
<p>Dear ______,</p>
<p>The Yale Admissions Committee has completed its evaluation of this year’s candidates, and I write with sincere regret to say that we are not able to offer you a place in the class of 2011.</p>
<p>I realize that this decision may come as a real disappointment. I also hope that you will understand the decision as a reflection only of the extraordinary talent represented in our applicant pool, not a judgment about your own abilities. Of the more than nineteen thousand individuals who applied to Yale, most are fully capable of doing successful work and making a unique contribution to the Yale community. It is painful to us that we must turn away so many superbly talented students.</p>
<p>You may be tempted to ask what was lacking in your application. In truth, it is usually difficult for us to point to obvious weaknesses, when so many applicants have demonstrated real achievement and potential for the future. Our decisions say far more about the small number of spaces available and the difficult choices we make than they do about a candidate’s personal and academic promise.</p>
<p>While regretting that we were not able to respond positively to your interest in Yale, I want to wish you every success in your educational pursuits. Experience suggests that regardless of our decisions, most of our candidates will be welcomed by other outstanding colleges. I extend my best wishes for the coming year.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Jeffrey Brenzel
Dean of Undergraduate Admissions</p>
<p>Well, maybe something a bit less confusing, like,</p>
<p>*"On behalf of the Stanford SCEA thread,</p>
<p>Yale,</p>
<p>you lost."*</p>
<p>beat you to it anon ^__^</p>
<p>lol are all rejection letters that nice? It’s a fancy way of saying you’re not good enough for us if you ask me…</p>
<p>the YaleAdcom is pretty risky, but we would really scare them haha. But that’s more like an MIT Caltech prank.</p>
<p>@Nitro</p>
<p>I second that</p>
<p>yeah i like Prussia’s </p>
<p>"On behalf of the Stanford SCEA thread,</p>
<p>Yale,</p>
<p>you lost."
post a link to us (: and dedicate a whole page or 2 to gloating</p>