storytime

Colleges & Universities University of Chicago
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<p>I just took a little nap, and it came to me.
(…se…)
I’m not sure, but I think that this hasn’t been done before.
(…cond…)
I like this board because there are a few crazy and creative people now and then.
(…se…)
Lets write a story.
(…mes…)</p>

<p>I’ll start.
(…guess what the ending of the parenthetical incomplete sentence is…)</p>

<p>…Billy Joe Bob decided that he doesn’t like his name. Who in their right minds would possibly name their child Billy Joe Bob? He didn’t have an answer to this question, because he did not, in fact, know his parents. You see, they hadn’t been written about yet. In the end he figured that only an Eastern European national who wants to conjure the stereotypical midwestern name could possibly invent such a monstrosity. Which left him with two questions:
The first one being, who are his parents? And the second one, what is the secret identity of this distasteful Eastern European writing about him?
Like any true stereotypical midwesterner sprung from the imagination of a bored Eastern European national, </p>

<p>he went on a quest…</p>

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<p>and died…but then he… sorry- I had to… lol</p>

<p>…to find his parent and the dirty bumb who had created him…</p>

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<p>ok i’m an eastern european kind of interested in writing something here, but i’m puzzled- what exactly is a bumb???</p>

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<p>bumbs (or bums) are homeless people (or as i like to call them, urban campers).</p>

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<p>the eastern european kid is none other than…ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(I’m actually a kid from eastern europe, who has an interest in writing. i.e. English/Complit Major.) Alas, I could not resist my master’s beckon…
O.T.; bear my children!!!</p>

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<p>when I heard bumb, i thought, homeless bumblebee.
And I’m pretty sure Billy Joe Bob died an ungracious death.
But on the other hand, I’m psyched about this unexpected community of eastern europeans i can anticipate at chicago.</p>

<p>lets do it again.
only, somebody else start, i’m not so good at this.</p>

<p>One day,…</p>