<p>Since everyone is doing it, I thought it would be pretty nifty to create my own rankings based on what I want in a university. Amazingly, after calculating out all the numbers and crap, the list came out essentially in the order the way I would rank the schools from most desirable to least desirable. Basically, I took the US News top 100 schools and ranked them in four categories, each weighted equally:</p>
<p>-Selectivity
-Academics
-Bigtime Sports
-Funness/Coolness</p>
<p>I rated each school one to ten in each category (in the above order) and then totaled it. This is what I got:</p>
<li> Duke (9 10 10 10) 39</li>
<li> Notre Dame (9 9 10 9) 37</li>
<li> UCLA (8 9 10 10) 37</li>
<li> Stanford (10 10 7 9) 36</li>
<li> Vanderbilt (9 9 9 9) 36</li>
<li> Virginia (7 9 9 10) 35</li>
<li> USC (7 8 10 10) 35</li>
<li> UNC (7 7 10 10) 34</li>
<li> Michigan (6 8 10 10) 34</li>
<li>Texas (6 8 10 10) 34</li>
<li>Yale (10 10 5 8) 33</li>
<li>Boston College (7 8 9 9) 33</li>
<li>Harvard (10 10 5 8) 32</li>
<li>UC Berkeley (9 10 7 6) 32</li>
<li>Northwestern (9 9 7 7) 32</li>
<li>UW Madison (5 7 10 10) 32</li>
<li>UPenn (9 10 7 7) 31</li>
<li>Dartmouth (9 10 5 7) 31</li>
<li>Rice (8 10 7 6) 31</li>
<li>Penn State (4 7 10 10) 31</li>
<li>Princeton (10 10 5 5) 30</li>
<li>Wake Forest (7 8 8 7) 30</li>
<li>Georgia (4 6 10 10) 30</li>
<li>Florida (6 6 9 9) 30</li>
<li>Coumbia (10 10 3 5) 28</li>
<li>Cornell (9 9 5 5) 28</li>
<li>Johns Hopkins (9 9 5 5) 28</li>
<li>Georgetown (8 8 6 6) 28</li>
<li>Tulane (7 7 5 9) 28</li>
<li>Clemson (3 7 10 8) 28</li>
<li>Brown (10 10 3 3) 26</li>
<li>Washington (5 6 7 8) 26</li>
<li>Texas A&M (5 5 8 8) 26</li>
<li>Miami (5 5 7 9) 26</li>
<li>Georgia Tech (5 7 8 5) 25</li>
<li>MIT (10 10 1 3) 24</li>
<li>CalTech (10 10 1 2) 23</li>
<li>WashU (8 9 4 3) 23</li>
<li>Miami-Ohio (5 5 7 6) 23</li>
<li>Emory (8 8 3 3) 22</li>
<li>William & Mary (7 9 4 3) 22</li>
<li>Lehigh (6 6 6 4) 22</li>
<li>Minnesota (4 5 8 5)</li>
<li>Indiana (4 6 7 5) 22</li>
<li>Chicago (8 10 1 2) 21</li>
<li>UC Santa Barbara (5 6 5 5) 21</li>
<li>Maryland (5 5 7 4) 21</li>
<li>Carnegie Mellon (9 8 2 1) 20</li>
<li>Brandeis (8 8 2 2) 20</li>
<li>UC San Diego (6 7 4 3) 20</li>
</ol>
<p>Pretty good ranking, eh. Feel free to congradulate me on my brilliance. I think US News should just hand over their whole ranking operation to me. Immediatly.</p>