<p>Lablondie, maybe you should be a christian poet (no sarcasm cos I like it). You’ll do well there or maybe as a preacher.</p>
<p>According to:
Gospel of Brynna 2:18a (KJV translation)</p>
<p>I, your beloved father in heaven, spread my love throughout your body in the form of holy love stomach juice.</p>
<p>…and I ordained it to go forth with the color green and to be fruitful and multiply in your stomach and do what green stuff in the stomach does.</p>
<p>yours is green? its always seemed yellowy to me. yellowy orange.</p>
<p>Martha, I believe you have been taken off the righteous path of our beloved father in heaven. Your translation clearly affirms love juice, you had previously argued love fluid.</p>
<p>Holy gastric juice isn’t green silly … it’s clear :0</p>
<p>The ones I’ve cut open in little animals is green. Don’t know how it looks yellowy</p>
<p>Praise our beloved father in heaven, for his holy juices revive the withered soul!</p>
<p>But of there’s no food for the withered soul, the juice burn the wither soul’s stomach</p>
<p>I can see through your disguise Osaetin! For our beloved father in heaven hath given me true sight! Be gone Oh Satan! Be gone! We banish thee to eternal postlessness in the cafe!</p>
<p>Unfortunately, I’m not Satan. He might read this and be banished. Keep up the preaching. We’re being blessed.</p>
<p>Obviously our beloved father in heaven hath not given me the powers of spelltacular. I thought that looked funny.</p>
<p>Actually, it is. I’ve been laughing at myself and all of us that have been blabbling in the name of Easter.</p>
<p>Ah, but love fluid flows through our veins. love juice pertains to the gastrointestinal.</p>
<p>The doctrine is confusing, our beloved father give holy juices that go by the name of both gastrointestinal fliuds and gastric juice of the stomach. Who’s the real prophet here.</p>
<p>Martha has not been fully engulfed by the holy juice of our beloved father in heaven; she knows not what she speaks of. This is also not in the name of said Easter, for I did not even realize 'twas Easter until 'twas brought before my attention moments ago.</p>
<p>I am the true prophet of our beloved father in heaven because:
- I originally praised our beloved father in heaven
- Our beloved father in heaven’s scripture includes the Gospel of Brynna, as quoted in posts by both lablondie and Martha</p>
<p>Maybe you should say something like, “Get thee behind me, ohh false prophet”. Who’s real.</p>
<p>Lablondie has been engulfed in the holy juices, I’ll give her that-- she vomited all over herself in her sleep last night. 'Tis a condition, lets not make fun.</p>
<p>Probably. Or maybe she had a nightmare of a tsunami for juices</p>
<p>no. i saw.</p>