<p>I’ve been thinking about this for a while now and have not been able to come to a scientific conclusion. </p>
<p>What exactly causes people to stretch when they wake up or stand upright? There are several reasons that we can give from intuition but what is the scientific reason, if any?</p>
<p>There is no scientific cause. It is the simply the work of our beloved father in heaven.</p>
<p>Sure, that’s true. But at least is there a logical reason, if not scientific</p>
<p>because we have been cramped up and need to stretch.</p>
<p>it gets rid of that funny feeling.</p>
<p>This should sound stupid but it doesn’t make you any taller no matter how far you stretch. And why must it come with a yawn?</p>
<p>All logic is a gift our beloved father in heaven hath bestowed on his lost sheep.</p>
<p>because you haven’t moved in a long time, and you want to move your muscles; just like you stretch right after taking the SATs for 3 hours…</p>
<p>Another question -
why does your arm feel numb when you wake up if you sleep on it? What causes this numbness feeling anyway? It feels like your arm is dead and then the pins and needles feeling comes, and it sucks</p>
<p>You arm feels numb because you have cut off the love that our beloved father in heaven spreads throughout your body. That love is your life force, and you cannot survive without it.</p>
<p>You’ve reduced the circulation by putting too much weight on it. Then the blood comes back.</p>
<p>I like the way you talk, lablondie. Yeah, our heavenly Father has made all this things possible</p>
<p>I admit, I was wrong. Lablondie is right. I was denying our beloved father’s love. What’s blood anyway? Just heavenly love fluid.</p>
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HAhahaahah . . and then martha posts this scientific answer . .lol</p>
<p>thanks guys</p>
<p>Our beloved father in heaven has given me the gift of communication, thus I try to use for his beautiful, divine will.</p>
<p>Our beloved father hath given me the gift of sarcasm, to spread throughout the forum.</p>
<p>Sleeping on your arm hinders the flow of blood to that part of your body. So, when you wake up, you feel the blood flow back in and it causes some kind of pain. Similar to sleeping and putting your neck in a funny posture.</p>
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<p>Dearest Martha, our beloved father in heaven does not send his magnificence in love fluid. His powers spread throughout us with the help of his holy love juice.</p>
<p>No, silly, holy love juice is bile.</p>
<p>“Holy love juice”</p>
<p>Ahahahaha </p>
<p>I’m lovin the easter themed replies</p>
<p>According to:
Gospel of Brynna 2:18a (NIV translation)</p>
<p>I, your beloved father in heaven, spread my love throughout your body in the form of holy love juice.</p>