<p>Now made easy/real</p>
<p><a href=“College’s New CareerLink Program Connects Students With Thousands Of Annoyed Alums”>http://www.theonion.com/articles/colleges-new-careerlink-program-connects-students,35466/</a></p>
<p>Now made easy/real</p>
<p><a href=“College’s New CareerLink Program Connects Students With Thousands Of Annoyed Alums”>http://www.theonion.com/articles/colleges-new-careerlink-program-connects-students,35466/</a></p>
<p>Ah, The Onion!</p>