Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health

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<p>[MyFox</a> Boston](<a href=“http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/study-staring-at-breasts-increases-heart-health-20110304]MyFox”>http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/study-staring-at-breasts-increases-heart-health-20110304)</p>

<p>I’ve seen studies like this before, but I still think it’s funny.</p>

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<p>Seriously? </p>

<p>While I’m not surprised at the findings. The fact that the results were actually significant enough to impact ones health seems rather surprising. Also, how much did he have to pay these guys NOT to look at breasts for 5 years? I’m guessing there was a lot of noncompliance amongst them.</p>

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<p>Maybe it’s not the positives of looking at breasts, but the negative effects of not being able to look at them.</p>

<p>So looking at breasts can’t help your health, but not looking at them can hurt you.</p>

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<p>I am prepared to spend 24 hours a day look at breasts if that means I can live forever.</p>

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<p>I have never understood (and will likely never understand) this strange fascination with mammary glands.</p>

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<p>@neltharion</p>

<p>Assuming you are male, you have to be straight to understand. Otherwise you don’t know.</p>

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<p>Whew good to know my heart is nice and healthy! :)</p>

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<p>or you can get off your a** and take a jog.</p>

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<p>^ lol agree</p>

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<p>staring at breasts is way easier than jogging.</p>

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<p>But… if you go jogging you can look at breasts jogging!</p>

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<p>Bouncing breasts!</p>

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<p>It was debunked. Great reporting though :rolleyes: lmao</p>

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<p>Almost as good as the findings from this [url=<a href=“Sign in - Google Accounts”>Sign in - Google Accounts]study[/url</a>].</p>

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<p>I’d rather have cancer. ;)</p>

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<p>wow best study ever.</p>

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<p>Oh, in booby news… Mardi Gras happened!</p>

<p>also, isn’t it kinda funny International Women’s Day is on the same day drunk women flash men for plastic beads?</p>

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<p>This is amateur science at best.</p>

<p>People do not understand the difference between correlation and causation.</p>

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<p>Actually, it’s nothing science. The article says it was debunked; no study ever even took place, it’s just an internet hoax.</p>

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<p>Maybe, but I refuse to believe that there are no health benefits to staring at breasts.</p>