<p>…</p>
<p><em>raises hand meekly</em></p>
<p>I wrote one, should I post it here?</p>
<p>no one post any poems…</p>
<p>Haiku:</p>
<p>Fred and George Weasley
Were always very funny
Fred will be missed</p>
<p>Okay… so I’m not so great at poetry…</p>
<p>why not notambidexterous?</p>
<p>it may be a spoiler, lol, and I haven’t read the book :)</p>
<p>but if i were to write a poem I would say:</p>
<p>Harry potter is a boy
Who ate his toy
and went to a school of wizards</p>
<p>(I’m still going to read book 1, so I don’t really know much about it, lol)</p>
<p>Roses are red
Violets are blue
I read Harry Potter
And so should you!</p>
<p>my haiku</p>
<p>harry potter dies
and then he comes back to life
unoriginal</p>
<p>harry pottaaa
he eats a lottaa
irish stew in school
and died in drool.
…or not, I haven’t read a single book :)</p>
<p>you got the poem wrong. it’s:</p>
<p>hary pottaaa
he eats a lotaaa
irish stew in school
and died in drool
'cause the elves couldn’t cook
…or not, i haven’t read a single book :)</p>
<p>maybe dumbeldore poisoned him! Why incriminate the elves?</p>
<p>you wouldn’t know, would you!
lol</p>
<p>harry potter haiku:</p>
<p>He has lightning scar
Dumbledore has stupid name
It sounds like dumb bore</p>
<p>^ LOOOOL that was nice…</p>
<p>or not, I’m too tired to think of the funnyness of something right now…I can’t even use real words right noe lol…</p>
<p>r u high? ;)</p>
<p>haiku #2</p>
<p>hedwig the owl
caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
delivers message</p>
<p>would anyone rip my poem off if I posted it here.</p>
<p>MBP that was brilliant</p>
<p>wait, what exactlly did you think was brilliant? my haiku, my revisioned poem from the very applicable stick, or one of my comments?</p>