<p>And, we can’t forget: </p>
<p>Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son</p>
<p>“Rams eat oats and does eat oats but little lambs eat Ivy.
A kid’ll eat ivy too. Wouldn’t you?”</p>
<p>Pageturner–
Listen carefully…
the lyrics are: “But the CHAIR is not my son”</p>
<p>(Chair makes a lot more sense)</p>
<p>Okay, really, “My Humps,” the lyrics to which I will not stoop.</p>
<p>For an embarassingly hillarious rendition see Alannis Morreset doing her version of the Black Eyed Peas hit “MY Humps” on U-tube. It’s funny in a very Ben Stiller type of way.</p>
<p>In-a-gadda-da vita baby…</p>
<p>I was told that Iron Butterfly was too high to sing " In a garden of Eden baby…"</p>
<p>Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?</p>
<p>LOL smiley face</p>
<p>Speaking of silly songs…did anyone else listen to Dr Demento on the radio during High School and College?
<a href=“http://www.drdemento.com%5B/url%5D”>www.drdemento.com</a></p>
<p>If you are a dementite you will know the lyrics of “Fish Heads”</p>
<p>[Fish</a> Heads - Barnes & Barnes](<a href=“http://dmdb.org/lyrics/fish.heads.html]Fish”>Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes)</p>
<p>Fish…heads
Fish… heads
roly poly fish…heads.
Fish…heads
Fish…heads
Eat’em up–yum!</p>
<p>Yeah, I grew up with Dr. Demento.</p>
<p>“Shaving cream,
be nice and clean
shave everyday
and you’ll always
look keen!”</p>
<p>If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you</p>
<p>I am, I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair</p>
<p>Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
Never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a’ drinkin’ his wine
Yeah,he always had some mighty fine wine.</p>
<p>Jessie’s Girl</p>
<p>You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot</p>
<p>Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin’ sticks and stones together make the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight</p>
<p>Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn’t bite
But you’ve got some bait a waitin’ and I think I might like nibbling
A little afternoon delight</p>
<p>"If you like pina coladas…
and gettin caught in the rain,
if you’re not into yoga,
but you’re into champagne…</p>
<p>
[quote]
I am, I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair [/quote}
That’s the one for me, too.</p>
<p>Also, “in the desert, you can remember your name,” unless you’re a horse with no name, in which case, I suppose you can’t remember it.</p>
<p>You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.</p>
<p>Why is it vain to think something that is a fact? The song IS about you.</p>
<p>Oh, the irony of it all…</p>
<p>“Like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.”</p>